Oh Boy! Nat'l Enquirer World Exclusive- SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

[kpete]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481


SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin's secret lover!

No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus­band Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Palin’s husband Todd, who immediately dissolved the partnership after he heard stories about the affair, which occurred around 1996, according to the sources. At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla.

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However, Hanson family insider, Jim Burdett, has gone on the record and passed a rigorous polygraph test, revealing de­tails of the affair to The NATIONAL ENQUIRER in a world exclusive interview.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

[NYC_SKP]

1. Aw, she only cheated a little bit, just a wee...

Just a little, just this much, see?

[RoadRage]

3. Golf Clap...

Nice... very very nice. ;)

[NYC_SKP]

Todd Palin's Penis... nt

[L0oniX]

17. No ...that was the size of his pee pee.

:evilgrin:

[RoadRage]

2. Jeez.. it's almost to rediculous to comprehend..

Palin, that is. I mean.. it's like you can not write a script about this election.. because no one would ever be able to have "suspention of disbelief" enough to enjoy it.

But.Its.Fucking.Real.

Even if this isn't true.. the story is just one more nugget... this week.. along with "Witch Pastor gate", "Road to Nowhere Gate", "Not talking about Troopergate", "Suspend the campaign gate", "Rick Davis takes cash from Freddie Gate"..

And ON and ON. That's just from shit THIS WEEK. And it's only WEDNESDAY!

[TwilightGardener]

10. If this were the Democratic ticket, the race would be over. It's insane.

[LiberadorHugo]

4. Remember Al Snow and Head from the WWF?

What does Sarah Palin want?? AIDS!!!!!
What does Sarah Palin need?? AIDS!!!!!

I know this comes across as extremely offensive, but if that woman is willing to sentence my Catholic grandparents to an eternity of damnation, I am more than willing to take mirth should she be sentenced to a lifetime of misery. The fact that I've been cheated on a couple of times recently really doesn't help her cause in my eyes. Yes, you can talk to Brad if you're sad and lonely, but buy a fucking vibrator or get a fucking divorce if you're that desperate to get your rocks off.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

5. The Republicans are the home of trailer trash.

Even though this is the National Enquirer, I'm not surprised. I'm always suspicious of people who shout about how "religious" they are. Seems like extramarital affairs are expected for "family values" Republicans and the Religious Right.

[SoxFan]

6. Some of Palin's other lovers

hey, it gets cold and lonely up north...

[Submariner]

9. That's right. They need to hump a lot in Sarah's igloo to keep snuggly

[FSogol]

7. Is it Bigfoot? Or Jimmy Hoffa? n/t

[Ian David]

8. ...

"Thyis is how byig myigh hawzbind Tyawhds pyenis is, dontcha know."

[Captain Hilts]

11. Well....

ER: I like mine better...

[Ian David]

12. Remember: Sean Hannity says this is a legitimate news outlet. n/t

[npincus]

13. John Edwards who?

[Essene]

14. notice that no sex is implied...

the previous rumors suggested it was more an affair of the heart than a steamy sex driven one.

either way, i'm convinced she's the "i want more" type.

[L0oniX]

16. It was probably just oral ...which isn't sex by the Clinton standard.

:evilgrin:

[L0oniX]

15. Great ...so now they can go ahead and do a little swapping with the McLames.