Oh-ho YES, I'm the GREAT Suspender...

[trof]

Pretending that I'm doing well.
My need is such I suspend too much.
I'm losing but no one can tell.

Oh yes, I'm the great suspender;
Adrift in a world of my own.
I play the game, but to my real shame,
The voters have left me alone.

So real is this feeling of make believe.
So real when I feel what my heart can't conceive.

(Apologies to Buck Ram.)
http://www.whitegum.com/introjs.htm?/songfile/GREATPRE.HTM

[trof]

1. Oh come ON. I thought this was timely.

Funny?
At least clever?
Maybe?

[jberryhill]

3. Don't quit your day job just yet /nt

[trof]

6. P-f-f-f-t-t-t

:P

[jberryhill]

12. Ah, now THAT, sir, is humor

And for all I know, you might suck at your day job, so who am I to judge?

Heh.

[PermanentRevolution]

4. I liked it!

Most people are probably just preoccupied on debating whether or not Bill Clinton is trying to sabotage the election...

[Life Long Dem]

13. It has a funny - cleverness to it.

I suppose you would have to see through McSame's suspenders first, before reading this. But it's on the right track toward McSame and his suspensions.

Another big word is "brink". On the brink or edge of financial disaster - as Bush said. Now go back and look at what he said about Iraq and WMD's. It was an "imminent threat". Now compare definitions of "imminent threat" to on the word brink".

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"Brink"
# a region marking a boundary
# the edge of a steep place
# verge: the limit beyond which something happens or changes; "on the verge of tears"; "on the brink of bankruptcy"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

# Brink! is a 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie set in the backdrop of competitive inline skating.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brink!

# The edge, margin, or border of a steep place, as of a precipice; a bank or edge, as of a river or pit; a verge; a border; as, the brink of a chasm. Also used figurativley
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/brink

# The casinos superiority on the wagers that are placed.
craps2.net/craps-glossary.htm

# A holding tank where yeast is kept under refridgeration.
andys.northcampus.com/brewterms.php

# is a German (Low German) and Dutch surname. The name is common in several other countries, including the United States and South Africa, due to ...
www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Brinkman

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Imminent threat
# A high probability that exposure is occurring.
www.epa.gov/OCEPAterms/iterms.html

# Imminent threat is a standard criterion in international law, developed by Daniel Webster, for when the need for action is "instant, overwhelming ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imminent threat


Bush is robbing us and the only judge is history.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Excellent, trof.

:rofl:

[trof]

8. Thanks. Wonder if The Platters would do a new release?

;-)

[SoxFan]

5. Kicked and, um, whatever you do now

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[trof]

7. Yeah...whatever. I'm confused too.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. My Palin song to the theme of "Rawhide" didn't get any notice either

Keep Palin Palin Palin
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep that Palin movin', Palin!
Don't try to understand her
Just a teleprompter hand her
Rush will be livin' high and wide.
John's heart's calculatin'
The White House will be waitin'
Waitin' at the end of his bus ride.

Move her up, head her up,
Head her up, move her out,
Move her up, head her out, Palin!
Set her out, hide her out,
Hide her out, let her out,
Cut her out, hide her out,
let her out, Palin.


I like your Great Suspender, for what it's worth.

[trof]

10. And I like your "Palin, Paln, Paln".

FWIW
;-)

[yellowcanine]

11. Would make a good SNL piece.