Help bring Palin up to speed with a CAPTION

[underpants]

No no no honey the good looking one WAS President the other one is my husband

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. "No, Sarah, read from left to right."

[Bucky]

2. Now, what all did you say is legal in Alaska now?

[DJ13]

3. "Maybe some day you'll finally have the fashion sense to stop dressing...

......like you just came from Mao's China"

[underpants]

13. ...

:rofl:

[mscuedawg]

4. I know you can get this...it goes A, B, C, D, E, F, Geeee, H, I, J, K, LMNO, Peeeee!

[jakem]

5. ...and THAT is why it is called a 'Dirty Sanchez'

:shrug:

[asdjrocky]

6. "The blue pill makes you forget everything, and whatever you do, don't take the red pill."

[AlCzervik]

7. blunts should be about this long and that's how i stay married.

[Kadie]

8. The wheels on the bus go round and round,

round and round....

[1Hippiechick]

9. "I'm calling Pastor Muthee. He missed one," Sarah says to herself.

She's reincarnated as a Chatty Cathy Stepford Wife.

[Jennicut]

10. Hey, you can have John any day. Please take him off my hands.

[SuperTrouper]

11. That Doctor will not prescribe Oxycontin but the other next to him will give you anything you want.

[Indenturedebtor]

12. "You see Gidget, love is spelled C.U.N.#" n/t

[mscuedawg]

14. "I've heard about that Bill Clinton...some say he's....well, ya know...."

[KansDem]

15. Are Nehru coats making a comeback?

Or is that a Mao jacket?

[underpants]

17. She like SO thought it was a Star Trek convention

either that (as noted above) she is sending a message to the Chinese with the Mao outfit

[tinrobot]

16. He claims to be about this big. I don't believe it. Have you done him?

[blondeatlast]

18. Not a caption, but doesn't Sarah look like she'd rather be ANYWHERE else at that moment? nt

[Lars39]

21. Her body language...

Legs crossed in opposite direction from Cindy's legs, leaning away from Cindy.

[beac]

19. "You're doing a GREAT job with the 'plastering on makeup like a trollop' part.,

but let's see if we can dial up the c*ntiness just a WEE tad more."

[Jackeens]

20. Cindy: "Isn't Obama f***ing gorgeous?" Sarah: "Oh f**k, you betcha."

[DearAbby]

22. "Alright Sarah, I'll only do this one more time....

You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out. Then you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn it all around. Now Sarah, that's what it's all about."

[underpants]

23. Okay I am going to do this while I tell you this-if those peasant hands of yours touch me...

you lose a thumb. Got it?

[TexasLady]

24. Cindy:' Alright then, now they are talking about the economy, sweetie'

'but I can't understand Senator Obama because his words are too big, so you're on your own.

[underpants]

25. Uh...no um there is no Miss Issippi honey

[Johonny]

26. by sitting next to you I've become an expert in fertilizer

[Raineyb]

27. It's okay for now because we're INSIDE but staring at bright lights outside will make you go blind.

n/t
Regards