Stop mocking Sarah Palin

[Cyrano]

It's important that she can see Russia from her house.

At least three days a week, I gaze out over the north Atlantic and this, I can guarantee you, makes me an expert on the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO).

The most important thing I have learned is that ships sailing south move faster than ships moving north, since they are going downhill. (Don't believe me? Look at a globe of the Earth.)

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[oldtime dfl_er]

1. I can see the moon from my balcony!

I must be an astronaut!

[yardwork]

2. I can see clearly now

[Arugula Latte]

10. I can see for miles and miles

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

:)

[AtomicKitten]

3. Gravity?! Are you one of those intellectual types?

[Cyrano]

12. I used to be. Then I bought a TV set.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

4. I can see the Tijuana bullring from my house - so I do believe that might make me a matador. nt

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. Yes. The Russia. Foreign.

Places foreign that can seen from... what important, America. Because it - that's. The important is that it's a foreign. To America. And that's what's important to America. The foreign. Such as. And we should bear that in mind when we're talking about - it's talking about how... Yes. Yes, I agree.

[Motown_Johnny]

6. Someone put my globe on upside down.. so you are sailing up not down.. and I can see Canada

from where I work... does that make me an expert on Hockey? or beer???

[jedr]

7. I've been to Epcot;

I really know my stuff ( sorry I ripped that off from Wanda Sykes, but damn , I like it)

[BumRushDaShow]

8. On a clear day, I can see forever. n/t

[LooseWilly]

9. I've decided to stare at my shoes.

I aspire to be a cobbler, don't you know. I need a new trade... one that will still be lucrative when our economy slips back to a barter system.

[Cyrano]

11. Oh, LooseWilly, you have fallen into their trap

What makes you think that anyone will own shoes a few years from now?

[stillcool]

13. Don't forget..Alaska borders Canada...

so it's TWO! foreign countries that she is an expert on.

[Cyrano]

14. Not necessarily. Is Canada in the same time zone as Alaska?

You've got to admit that knowledge is only relevant if it is current.

[RollWithIt]

15. That's nothing.. last night I stared at the moon.... I am an expert on the Universe now....

Beat that.