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Sat Sep-27-08 07:05 PM
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| Joe Biden's Debate Prep... |
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Edited on Sat Sep-27-08 07:06 PM by Junkdrawer
Begin by wiring Joe to a 50,000 volt induction coil. Then...
Play videos of Palin's Gibson and Couric interviews. Should he evidence any sardonic smile or smirk of any kind - ZAP and the tape starts over.
I can't think of any other way of extinguishing what would otherwise be the normal response of any sentient being.
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| BrklynLiberal
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Sat Sep-27-08 07:08 PM
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| 1. I think he shoud practice with Tina Fey dressed to look like the barracuda.. |
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Sat Sep-27-08 07:09 PM
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| 2. Tell you what - a week of this training and he'd be deadly at poker... |
| polichick
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Sat Sep-27-08 07:09 PM
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| 3. All the prep he needs is a couple of days on a sunny beach... |
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...and a couple of pina coladas!
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| sunnybrook
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Sat Sep-27-08 07:09 PM
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| 4. he should be ready for anything |
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