I am fully qualified to be Governor of Kentucky.

[blueinindiana]

I grew up along the Ohio river and could see Kentucky so therefore I am fully qualified to be Governor of Kentucky.

I also did trade deals with Kentucky, I bought a Coke at a gas station there.

[angee_is_mad]

1. I could be the Governor of Virginia

because you can see Va in some parts of my State, lol.

[leeman67]

2. Nicely done!

:)

[baldguy]

3. I've driven through Maryland.

Can I have Spiro Agnew's old office?

[Lint Head]

9. I had Spiro Agnew one time. I had to take a steroid shot.

Cleared it right up. :dem:

[shraby]

4. I could be the governor of Wisconsin

cause I live here.

[deadparrot]

5. I live in Cooperstown, NY.

Move over Bud Selig: I'm going for Commissioner of MLB. :woohoo:

[rainbow4321]

6. I pumped gas this week...

Can I be Secretary of Energy?


Bought some Advil tonight...hmmm... head of Dept of Health and Human Services, maybe?


Used my debit card to buy that Advil...Treasure Secretary?

[DefenseLawyer]

7. Sometimes Louisville tv stations rear their heads

and invade Indiana's airspace with their traffic helicopters.

[Lint Head]

8. I can see the moon from my backyard. That makes me an astronaut.

:dem:

[Sinistrous]

10. Hey Joe! File this one away for the right moment in the debate.

It'll bring down the house.