Sarah Palin Quote Generator

[bkcc]

I just came across this while surfing the Net and thought people here might enjoy it.

Sadly, it's pretty accurate.
:)

http://palinquotes.awardspace.com

[Giant Robot]

1. Really

Can she speak in complete sentences? Even just noun, verb, POW, I would settle for that.

Fuck, I am tired of idiots running the country. I want a candidate and President that are able to speak coherently, and present ideas in an articulate manner. Am I asking for that much?

[medicswife]

2. Oh my God, that makes my head hurt!!!!!

Which is exactly what happens when I try to decipher her answers to questions. I'm going to need an analgesic before and AFTER the VP debate.

[Kalyke]

7. I suggest sipping this:

I wouldn't, however, recommend playing a drinking game. If you drink everytime Palin says something stupid, you'll end up in the hospital as a victim of alcohol poisoning!!

[BumRushDaShow]

3. !!

:rofl:

A shame this is so dead on! :rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

4. hahha - just like Miss Teen South Carolina.

[Aloha Spirit]

5. I completely agree with Palin,

"It is for no more politics as usual and also bipartisan effort has to be considered also."

[bkcc]

6. and don't forget...

"It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of — as a result of this latest crisis in making those tough decisions of where we go and even who we target."

[Aloha Spirit]

8. So true. It's Alaska to make sure that an eye is being kept on and we are a free-thinking society.

[joop]

9. OMG

This sounds amazingly like her "people are watching for what John McCain is going to do" line in the Couric interview:

What I think Americans at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at who's more apt to be talking about solutions for healthcare reform.

This is far too close to what she actually has said. Perhaps this is where she got the notecards to which she so frequently referred in the Couric interview?

[blonndee]

10. "He's also known as the maverick..."

"He's also known as the maverick, as it has been proposed trying to get people to understand what he's been talking about."

:rofl:

[Aloha Spirit]

11. Welcome to the Vice Prsidential debate.

:popcorn:

[Obamanaut]

12. I think John McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate

confirms my belief that he is one birthday short of full-blown senility.

[gmoney]

13. So, they'll just plug this into the teleprompter on debate night?

That should make it easier for poor Sarah.

[secondwind]

14. are these for real?? Honestly, are these for REAL?

[gmoney]

15. No... they're fakes... heavily disclaimed on the generator page...

But they sure as shootin' SOUND real.

[Dem_4_Life]

16. I love this one!

"I'm ill about the position that America is in, and about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions trying to get people to understand what he's been talking about."

[Aloha Spirit]

22. That is HARSH.

[moriah]

17. This one might have actually made sense.

"At the same time, working with existing allies — we have got to have all options out there on the table."
— Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0

[moriah]

18. And another...

"We don't have to second-guess with his warnings and we've got to keep an eye on Russia."
— Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0

[foo_bar]

19. it's a bad sign when a fictional Bushism seems sensible

[sonias]

20. Pretty cool - Palinisms

Anyone else think that Palin and Bush speak in the same language - tortured English?

I wonder if she had dyslexia too - not that she would admit it either.

Sonia

[intaglio]

21. The Surrealist Complement Generator

makes more sense

Palin Generator - As Senator McCain has said, who were predator lenders to look at that as more opportunity.

TSCG - Your arms lengthen daily like the edges of a festering table.


TSCG here http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

[adamuu]

23. Hmm.. these are actual quotes though. . nothing is "generated"

j/k. :)