Is "doggoneit" the Christian version of

[rateyes]

goddammit?

[Cooley Hurd]

1. ...or the dyslexic version.

;)

[treestar]

2. Yes

hell is heck
damn is darn
God is dog
Shit is shoot

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Urine is pee-pee.

As in, "Pee-pee soaked Heck hole!" ;)

[Bake]

18. Don't forget "Judas Priest!"

:rofl:

Bake

[ITsec]

4. Gosh Darnit is the same thing. nt

[YOY]

5. Heavens to Betsy it's Rummyspeak!

Dead Soldiers...for Pete's sake!

They dare to disagree with us? Well fiddle dee dee!

[ipfilter]

6. Ned Flanders

[BelgianMadCow]

16. spot on

all gobbledygook

[freestyle]

7. No. We just use another profanity.

Those subsitutions just sound silly. Either say it like you mean it, or don't say it at all.

[jpgray]

8. Dognose

:P

[RichardRay]

9. Yep, and REAL hard cores won't allow it...

doggoneit = gosh darn it = God Damn It
egads = Dear God
cripes = Christ
etc., etc.

For hardcore respecters of the third commandment (Ex. 20:7) all of these circumlocutions are considered despicable and don't cloak the speaker from the violation.

They're not my commandments, so it really doesn't matter to me, but it does make Pallin a weasel.

[WCGreen]

10. Nah, Muther Fucker....

That's what she meant.

[seabeyond]

11. yes and for that reason my kids dont use it and darn. we come up with

other exclamations for the boys to use.

[FatDave]

12. WARNING: The cartoon I'm about to link to has a very naughty word in it.

Really, a very dirty word, some would say the dirtiest. A word that starts with C and has been used by a certain republican presidential nominee in addressing his wife. If seeing this word in print will traumatize you, DO NOT follow this link.

It is pretty funny though.

http://xkcd.com/75/

[rateyes]

17. That is pretty funny.

[L0oniX]

13. Yes it is ...along with dagnabbit

[rucky]

14. That's the Yosemite Sam version.

[JoMama49]

Jay Marvin just called her "Governor Gidget" - I thought

that was pretty good, gosh, golly gee, say it ain't so, Joe, doggone it!

Listen to Jay every weekday morning here:

http://www.am760.net/main.html

[youthere]

15. Yes, and a penis is a "naughty stick"