Vice Presidential Joke

[percussivemadness]

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and Sarah Palin all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.

They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and Sarah Palin were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.

'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.' 'No problem,' said the Hindu. 'I'll sleep out there instead.' So off he went to the barn, leaving Sarah Palin and the Jew to share the room.
They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu.

'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.'

Sarah Palin grudgingly agreed to give up her bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door...................













It was the cow and the pig

[FrenchieCat]

1. Good one!

:rofl:

[grannylib]

2. *lol* Good one! That will make the rounds at work tomorrow!

:hi:

[percussivemadness]

3. :) kick it up my friends

[baldguy]

4. If I was really mean I would say that Sarah was a pig *and* a cow.

But I'm not that mean.

[percussivemadness]

7. to pigs and cows :)

[RagAss]

5. Bravo !

[percussivemadness]

6. :)

[percussivemadness]

8. and one more

There is a bar in LA, with John McCain and Sarah Palin in it and they are yelling "51 days, 51 days!" They are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender has a puzzled look on his face as McCain and Palin order more and more drinks and chant and chant "51 days! 51 days!" Finally, the bartender asks McCain why they are celebrating and chanting"51 days! 51 days!".

McCain answers with, "well, we all just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 51 days and the box said 2 to 4 years!"

[lonestarnot]

9. LOL moose cow, they all look alike.

:toast:

[percussivemadness]

10. actually 2 more

Sarah Palin calls John McCain and says "John, I need your help, I just cant work out this jigsaw puzzle. I`ve been up for days and I am going crazy.So John says "what is the picture on the front of the box?", and Sarah says -"A tiger, its a tiger, a huge tiger. This is impossible, i`ll I'll never do it..come here and help me. Please". So John gets into his car and drives to Sarah`s home in Wasilla. Sarah is bent over the kitchen table, she looks terrible, that 150k spent on clothes has just been wasted and the house is a mess.John walks over to Sarah and puts his hand on on Sarah`s shoulder and says


















"You're right, you'll never make this into a tiger - this is a box Frosted Flakes"

[Omnibus]

13. You win the thread so far.

You're the ephemeral recipient of the "Best Sarah Palin Joke of the Thread" award.

[nichomachus]

11. Ah, but

which pig -- the one with lipstick -- or the nice one.

[Omnibus]

12. 6 out of 10.

Could have been 10/10, but Hindus respect the cow, they don't consider it unclean, and wouldn't object to sharing space with one.

[Omnibus]

14. Sarah Palin's drivin' home from the Wasilla airport..

...and it's October, so it's gettin' to be winter, so Alaska's gettin' a little snow, and the drive home is slow goin'.

Then she gets behind a highway department truck, and she notices his load's leakin' all over the road. So she calls the Sheriff of Matanuska-Susitna Borough, but his department kinda shrugs her off, ya know, and meanwhile the truck's still leakin'.

Sarah pulls up alongside the truck at a stop sign, and gestures for him to roll his window down. He does, and she tells him, "Your load's leakin' all over the road, doncha know?". He smiles, yells "Yes Ma'am!", and goes on.

When they get close to Wasilla, she tries to call the police chief but he won't pick up, so she's gettin' madder and madder.

Finally, she guns it, gets in front of the guy, and cuts him off at another stop sign.

She goes up to the truck all pissed and *POUNDS* on the door. The driver opens it.

Sarah says, "I told ya yer load's leakin' all over the road, didncha hear me?

The driver says, "Yes ma'am, I heard you."

Sarah: "But you kept on goin'. "

The driver, "Umm, yes ma'am, I sure did."

Sarah: Do you even know who I am?

Driver: Yes Governor, of course I recognize you.

Sarah: I'm the Governor of this state, and the Republican VP candidate! Who the heck do you think you are? Why the heck would you keep drivin' when I told ya you were leakin' your load?

Driver: Well, Governor, I'm a State Highway Department Employee, and this is a SALT TRUCK.