Here's an idea for Obama's half-hour show :

[PCIntern]

First, a tour through Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue to show the 98 per-centers what the 2 per-centers wear and what they may accessorize with. and then a quick comparison shop with Annie Sez or Dress Barn with associated graphics thusly:

Ralph Lauren Polo Pajamas $2500.00 ........ Wal-Mart equivalent: $8.99 (with coupon)
(this is TRUE)


Then, after the interim discussion...


A tour through all of John McCain's residences including Google Earth renditions. Present all the amenities including pools, saunas, multi-car garages, hot tubs, and of course, stair-lifts. acreage should be given for the homes, square-footage and height in terms of stories and views should be discussed.

Following THAT discussion...

A tour through Cindy's daddy's Anheuser-Busch distribution facilities and discussion of the economics of beer, including profit-margins and off-the-back-of-the-truck sales. This would be most enlightening for the male gender, since no one has ever discussed these topics on national television.

Finally, a tour of Metropolitan Wasilla. Since Rudy Giuliani seems to believe that former-mayor Palin is the most competent person to serve because of her executive experience, a comparison between New York City and Greater Wasilla should be made. Hilarity will ensue.

End Titles...


:sarcasm: just in case...

[chiefofclarinet]

1. This would be a good 527, but not a 30 minute time slot

I think Obama will give an overreaching speech/presentation portraying unity and change and all the regular themes. I think it would be wise to ignore John Sidney McCain as much as possible for that 30 minutes and tell the country what life under the Obama administration will be like.

[PCIntern]

2. It was a joke...

[chiefofclarinet]

3. Sorry, went over my head

I've been spending WAY too much time on this board, and not getting out enough. I think I'm addicted to DU.

[PCIntern]

6. I know the feeling

I check it in the AM even before my business bank balance and cleared checks. In this economy, that's saying a lot!

[BeatleBoot]

4. Why not that Keating 5 documentary?

John McCain and the making of a financial crisis.

[Curtland1015]

5. How about "The Barack Obama Half Hour Smile and Variety Show!"

You know, singing, dancing, comedy skits... it'll be just like a Democratic version of "Hee Haw"!!!

:P

[grantcart]

7. ok that's spooky

do you have lottery numbers?

[RollWithIt]

8. Ummm, I'm scared now....

Can you let us know when the world ends?