Freaky lookin' socialists keep coming to my door looking for a handout

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Most of them wearing masks... like they have something to hide.

They ask for 'candy' which I assume is some sort of narcotic.

I think they must be under the spell of some community organizers.

Sean Hannity warned us about this!!!

[cliffordu]

1. Rofl...Nice image....

[rpannier]

2. You've been gettin em too???

Man, they're everywhere.

I guess they see that Obama's gonna win and are getting a jump start on their free handouts

[RoadRage]

3. They're prostitutes...

the ones i've been getting keep askin' if I want a "trick"... like I don't know what THAT means. :eyes:

:rofl:

[intheflow]

23. Fits with the "candy" angle, too.

:rofl:

[Critters2]

4. They've been threatening me...either they get some candy or...

Or? :scared:

[Mz Pip]

5. Thry are sending in their

children in my neighborhood. Guess they figure I'll be more sympathetic to small kids asking for a handout. All I have is candy, though. That probably won't be of much use.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

6. That Obama is very popular with the young

[Joe the Liberal]

7. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

This thread is awesome! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

8. i had to put a sign on my door

'get a job you lazy commies'

madness i tell you, madness.

[polly7]

9. I've had them up here too

..... so many little socialists. But so cute! I'm housebound at the moment with a broken foot and cracked ribs and didn't get anywhere for candy, so dragged out some cases of pop. I thought they might find it a treat, but one little guy's pillowcase was leaking so we dug everything out to find the culprit - he had 11 !! cans of pop already. I felt so bad, he needed help just to hoist it up over his shoulder, he said they were only half done. Guess that'll teach him ........ ;-)

[spoony]

10. LOL! k/r

Nicely done!

[Jade Fox]

11. What a great thread!

Duzy this one, please!

[la la]

12. yeah-

they're busing them in to my neighborhood!

:evilgrin:

edited fer spelin~

[TBF]

13. My kids insisted on joining them. They must've drank the kool-aid. ;)

[Blond4O]

14. OK, this thread has me giggling like mad.

I'm so glad I found DU. It's not only informative but it also helps resolve "election tension" ! :)

[Sophree]

15. lol

Commies are so cute when they're young. :rofl:

[Tiggeroshii]

16. You just made my day

:rofl:

Thanks :D

[Bubbha Jo]

17. Those damned liberals dressed funny too! n/t

[chollybocker]

18. They keep spewing forth on my lawn, like the spawn of hell itself

but ooh they are such cute little pixies!

[IDemo]

19. "Trick or treat": socialist code-speak for "support my lifestyle or it's a life of crime for me"

[dgauss]

20. I've just been tricked

into redistributing a dollar into a little orange box.

Who are these little people!?

[razors edge]

21. lock up the liquor, they are probing for

good stuff.

I hear it's quicker.

[Laelth]

22. I had a number of socialists come up to my door this evening too.

Strange coincidence. It was all I could do not to scream at them and tell them to get a job. :sarcasm:

Nice thread. B-)

The United States is a LIBERAL Country.

:dem:

-Laelth