THE ZOGBY MASH!!

[Bicoastal]

I was surfing on the web late last night
When my eyes beheld a chilling sight
As Drudge's web traffic hit record highs
And suddenly to my surprise:

He did the Mash!
Drudge did the Zogby Mash...
The Zogby mash
It was a FReeper smash...
He did the Mash!
And it was typically brash...
He did the Mash!
Drudge did the Zogby Mash...

From Hannity.com to Daily KOS
From Latte Liberals to Average Joes
The political junkies came running fast
To see Obama coming in last!

We did the Mash!
We did the Zogby Mash...
The Zogby mash
It was a FReeper smash...
We did the Mash!
Though it was somewhat rash...
We did the Mash!
We did the Zogby Mash...

Republicans were having fun
(La la shoop ba-yooo)
'Cause McCain was winning by one
(La la shoop ba-yooo)
But then Zogby kept hope alive...
(La la shoop ba-yooo)
Obama ahead by FIVE?

Now everything's cool, and we're all on the mend
'Cause the Zogby Mash is just part of the trend
For you, the DU'er, this Mash was a tease
Instead of reading Drudge, check Nate Silver please!

Then you won't Mash!
Forget the Zogby Mash...
The Zogby Mash
Go find another stash...
It's really trash!
A mathematical hash...
So don't you Mash!
Don't do the Zogby Mash!

Original Lyrics by Bicoastal
Music by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

[BeatleBoot]

1. G-Em-C-D

G-Em-C-D

Bridge:

C-D-C-D
G-C-D

[Bicoastal]

2. Bump for the afternoon crowd.