Sarah in Florida vows not to take bulldozers away.

[madfloridian]

Palin Promises Not To Take Away Man’s Bulldozer

POLK CITY, FLA.) - Stump speeches can get repetitive for Sarah Palin, as she tours her way across Florida's I-4 Corridor, reading the same lines off of her teleprompter at each event. So at an airport rally here, she took a couple of moments to go briefly off script as she looked out onto the crowd of about 2,700 people.

“Look at this sign, too: ‘They can’t have my religion, my gun, or my bulldozer,’” Palin said, as she pointed out into the crowd. “So says ‘Jay the Contractor.’ Jay, we won’t take your bulldozer.”

[Thrill]

1. These folks prey on peoples ignorance

[madfloridian]

4. Yes, you are exactly right. They have lowered their rhetoric to appeal

to those with low levels of intelligence. There, I said it.

[louis-t]

2. Please don't take my bulldozer away.

"Obama sez he wants to take our bulldozers away!" :crazy:

[trof]

13. It's the DNC/Obama campaign "Confiscation of Bulldozers" plank.

It's right above the "Rip Teddy Bears Away from Toddlers" plank.
:rofl:

[madfloridian]

14. That's funny.

:rofl:

[PA Democrat]

3. Who wants to take away Jay's bulldozer?

Is Jay the Contractor behind on payments in the bulldozer?

[madfloridian]

8. I would love to see have seen that sign.

I notice she promised not to take away his bulldozer...but not a word about his religion or his guns. :evilgrin:

They need guns and religion for the next election.

[Tuvok Obama]

29. Hehe ... you probably nailed it

He's a week away from having his bulldozer repossessed, and figures the bank must be owned and staffed by liberals who are responsible for the entire financial crisis.

[MarthaMyDear]

5. Oh no! Another victim of the Bush economy loses bulldozer...

[tomg]

6. Jay the Contractor? WTF.

"My religion, my gun, or my bulldozer" I mean really, what an odd collection of stuff. Other things they can't have:

My religion, my cow, or my toaster oven
My religion, my vintage pinball machine, or my stapler
My religion, my collection of 8-track tapes, or my backhoe

[madfloridian]

7. All the things that go together...with religion at the top.

:shrug:

I am reduced to emoticons today, and there is not much else to say.

[GalleryGod]

9. 2,700? The way that MSNBC "framed" it you might've thought there was 10,000!

Those fux!:puke: :argh:

[demo dutch]

10. It's Florida!, they're Floridiots, I should know, I live in Florida!

[madfloridian]

11. It's different in Florida.

They just make up the rules as they go along.

[Left Is Write]

20. As long as they don't try to take away my orange juice.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Palin Promises Not To Take Away Milton's Stapler.

[Minimus]

15. LOL! That made me laugh. Out loud.

[Catshrink]

18. My stapler. I believe you have it.

[BumRushDaShow]

25. !!!

:rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

16. nooooooo! howd they find out about our evill bulldozer plan!? n/t

[Left Is Write]

17. Who is this mysterious "they" who wants to take away religion, guns, and bulldozers?

[hulklogan]

19. They won't take away your bulldozer but they will take away Leslie the Lesbian's marriage.

bastards.

[GalleryGod]

21. Sarah! You looked GOOD on QVC/SNL

Douchebag!:rant:

[DainBramaged]

22. about 2,700 people? Wow, campaign record turnout.

How many show up for Obama?



What a joke. Does anyone really think these people will wait in line to vote?

[Catshrink]

23. No! Not the bulldozers!

[PermanentRevolution]

24. Curses! How did they discover our nefarious plot to steal bulldozers?!?!?!?

We've been so careful to keep that one under wraps! WHO TOLD?!?!?!?

[RagAss]

26. Jeeez...it could have been me...drank a little too much last night !

[PermanentRevolution]

27. Damn you, Ragazz68! All our hard work, ruined!

Hang your head and think of what you've done. Bulldozers as far as the eye can see! Mocking us with their bulldozerness!!!

I HATE THOSE BULLDOZERS SO MUCH!!! :grr:

[RagAss]

28. I'll take this shame to my grave....can you ever forgive me?