If John McCain doesn't get elected, is he still taking JTP to Washington with him?

[hisownpetard]

After all, he says that Joe is his hero.
He says that Joe's a great American.
He has Joe traveling with him and attending every rally.


So, if McCain doesn't win, I assume he's not going to just let Joe go back to being Joe - a lying, non-licensed plumber's aid who has delusions of grandeur
and who dreams about buying out his boss's business that makes $250-280,000 a year, while not paying his taxes or his medical bills.

I can just see the John McCain, going everywhere, walking down the corridors of power with his two book-ends, Lieberman and Plumber on either side:
Joe/Shmoe/Joe!

[Democat]

1. Joe will ride on McCain's back everyday in the Senate!

They will give each other piggyback rides around the Senate building! But, that's only when Joe isn't on tour with his band. :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

9. On tour with his band; you mean, Joey and the Snakes?

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

2. He if doesn't win he'll still find a place on his senate staff since he's such an asset right?

Yeah, right...

[hisownpetard]

10. Especially when he bends over.

[davidinalameda]

3. I think we'll next see Joe the Plumber on Celebrity Rehab

or some other show with equally redeeming social value

[hisownpetard]

11. In order to qualify, wouldn't he first have to be a celebrity?

[davidinalameda]

25. he's getting his 15 minutes

[tularetom]

4. Sure - boosh can rub Joe's head for luck

[hisownpetard]

12. I bet he would, too, if McCain brought him by.

[dubeskin]

5. Joe will become the new mechanic and try to fix the Straight Talk Express

I definitely think Joe the Plumber will become Joe the Mechanic.

[asdjrocky]

6. When does this "working man" have time to work, that's what I'd like to know.

[hisownpetard]

13. Don't know what he's doing for cash. But I think Sarah Palin is 'home schooling' him.

[crossroads]

7. Methinks he will just flush Joe back down the sewer he came from!

[hisownpetard]

14. No! You think he'll drop him, once he's done with him - ya mean, like he did with his 1st wife?

[crossroads]

26. Exactly!

[MagickMuffin]

8. JTP will become McCain's Spokesperson

or Chief of Staff:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

16. If McCain keeps coughing, Joe can become his Chief of Staph.

[book_worm]

15. Joe the Plumber will get a trashy reality show.

[hisownpetard]

17. Maybe he'll run for Senator from Arizona.

[goddess40]

18. Maybe he'll become the personal plumber for McCain's homes nt

[hisownpetard]

20. Can you make a living off of 8 homes? Well, yeah, I guess you could.

[goddess40]

23. Who's to say what other services he would render? nt

[Overseas]

19. Maybe they'll appear together on The Surreal Life. //nt

[hisownpetard]

21. Or maybe he'll be the next Bachelor!!

[Overseas]

22. That would be wild. Who would the 25 lovelies vying for his attention be? ////

[hisownpetard]

24. Kay Bailey Hutchinson; Michelle Bachman; Meghan McCain; Cindy McCain; Nancy Pfeffernoose;

Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin, for starters.

Oh, and 'New York,' fer shur.

[Robeson]

27. LOL. "The Surreal Life". That perfectly describes it.

[bridgit]

28. As a Keating family operative McCain is required to take JTP...

wherever they tell him to http://wizbangblue.com/2008/10/16/breaking-news-joe-the-plumber-is-a-keating-relative.php

[tanyev]

29. He will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and name him George.

[rdublue]

30. Palin/Joe the Plumber 2012

What a great ticket that would be!! both have careers that are in the toilet.