Allo Allo DU, Je m'appelle Marcel the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit

[Jackeens]

Bon soir everybody, I am Marcel the Baker. I have a petit story for you. I would like to buy Pierre's bread shop in Anchorage, even though, je confess, I am not actually a licensed baker. But dough is dough, oui? How difficile could it be to make an Alaskan croissant, especially when you can fill them with tasty moose and other vermin? And speaking of dough - yes, I want to make tres big money, vous betcha. But when I asked Madamoisselle Palin about my business plan last week she told me, as she blessed the scrumptious polar bear croissant I baked for her, that if I sell 250,000 croissants at one dollar each Monsieur Obama will empty mon piggy bank (no lipstick) and give it to Muslim Communists from the west of Ireland in Africa. I said "ooh la la, Madamoisselle, that's okay - because Monsieur Obama will changez the world, and, mon dieu, this world needs changezing". She spat out her polar bear croissant and asked for my immigration papers. I gave them to her. And then I voted OBAMA. Espoir. Changement. Un homme par excellence. Vive Obama!

:-)

[LynnTheDem]

1. Bon soir, Marcel!

Did you know you have sweaty breadcrumbs on your sweater?

[Strelnikov_]

2. KnR n/t

[sellitman]

3. Lmao!!!!!

To the greatest page.... Tout suite!

[Fozzledick]

4. Quelle fromage!

[NOLALady]

5. Bon soir Marcel,

Oui on peut

Notre prochain président

Qui s'appelle Barack Obama

[MarthaMyDear]

6. Welcome to DU, Monsieur Marcel!

"Muslim Communists fromt the west of Ireland in Africa"
:rofl:

[Jackeens]

7. Zank you, tres much.

[spindrifter]

8. Oui, I can see them from my house, aussi!!

[spindrifter]

10. dupe!

[political_Dem]

9. Merci Beaucoup, Marcel. Tres bien fait!

Vive Obama! Au prochain president des Etats Unis!

( Thank you, Marcel. Very well done! Long live Obama. To the next President of the United States!)

Note: my French is quite rusty. Please forgive me. :(

[Arugula Latte]

11. Bon soir!

Je voudrais une croissant. Ou est le bibliotheque? La Seine traverse Paris.

[chalky]

12. Vous betcha!

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

13. I think you have secured your DUzy!

Brilliant! :rofl: