To All Lurking Freepers - Guess where I plan to be on Nov. 4th?? Go ahead - guess!

[JohnMcCant2008]

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http://www.freerepublic.com

Oh, the weeping, the crying, the gnashing of teeth! I will be lurking in that dark, depressing, filthy little corner of the inter-tubes that you call FreeRepublic!

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Dear Mr Freeper,

I can't WAIT to read your hilarious posts as the election results roll in! I am certain the following topics will be covered on Nov 4th, but feel free to use your limited imagination to expand on this list:

--Conspiracy theories as to how we stole your election

--'What-if' scenarios (what IF McCain wasn't corrupt, what IF Palin had a brain, etc. etc.)

--Your plans to 'lock and load' while you describe the size of your cocks, I mean, um, your Guns.

--How many reporters in the liberal-elite media should lose their "reporter licenses" for violating Sarah's 1st amendment rights.

--Monster Trucks or WWF and why?

--In what ways Karl Rove "just ain't what he used to be".

--Plans to relocate your families 'off the grid'.

--Holy SHIT - I get THIS MUCH back with Obama's tax plan?? WHY DIDN'T SOME ONE TELL US THIS BEFORE??!?

--Who killed the biggest buck this morning?

--All Freepers who ACTUALLY voted for Obama - confess in this thread

That list should get you started.

Oh, and in case you haven't heard yet, Obama is passing a law which will allow us to refer to the remainder of this month as "Gloatvember". In addition, from Gloatvember 5th through Gloatvember 30th we are allowed to say "I told you so!" as many times as we like to the Republican of our choice. I'm picking my closeted, double-secret, covert Racist Mother-in-Law.

So Mr Freeper- let me leave you with one thought that will probably make your little red brain explode - I'm writing this post to you while smoking some niiiiiice liberal, socialist weed. Actually, you should try it.... most of you fuckers REALLY need to relax.... AND I have a copy of 'god is not great' by Christopher Hitchens at my side.

:nuke:
:grr:


Have a great night and enjoy the next eight years! Who knows? You might find you like New America.

And DU'ers - no, I'm not overconfident. I'm out GOTV all this weekend in and driving voters Tues. But I AM confident. And enjoying our lead enough to relax and have some fun poking a Freeper or two! The last eight years have SUCKED - we're allowed a little fun!

[MercutioATC]

1. Bullshit.

Admit it, you have a private audience with "the Gay"...

[Webster Green]

2. A major keyword: "Acorn"..

They will convince themselves that millions of fraudulent Acorn votes threw the election. :rofl:

[deepthought42]

3. damn...

all I got is The God Delusion...

Sounds like fun. Shouldn't be hard finding a freeper in VA...even if it's leaning blue.

[ElboRuum]

4. I'm glad you will...

Because I will be busy, not caring one slight little bit what the Freepers are doing. Why?

Simple.

They are a JOKE.

A big fat Limbaughian punch line. A big pile of nothing yelling at the top of their lungs about an even BIGGER pile of nothing.

Fuck the Freeps. They ruined this country. A bunch of fucking Yuppies and their witless dupes who couldn't find the forest for the trees if you gave them the big hint: LOOK FOR GREEN.

[justgamma]

5. I hope they will accept it.

After all, it's God's will. :rofl: