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Edited on Sun Nov-02-08 01:18 AM by jazzjunkysue
RRrringggg. "President Palin, It's UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown on the phone."
(giggle, nervous throat clearing) "OOooH-key, put heem ahn",
"Hellllooooooo-ooooooo!"
"President Palin?"
"Yes, Gordy-It's me, Sarah! What's up?! I can call you Gordy, can't I?"
"Uh, Sarah, have you decided what you're going to do about the G8 summit next month? Will you be siding with us on the new economics bill? Are you continuing to ignore your treaty with the european union? What's your stand on the African militia uprisings? How many troops are you committing to the ethnic cleansing in Uzbekistan? You said your people were going to get back to me. We need to be on the same page if we're going to survive re-election. The torries are all over me. And, what about the pipeline in Iraq? Are you ready to secure that thing, or what?"
(Giggle, giggle, snort, guffaw)
"Oh, golly, gee, gosh, Gordy. We love ya, you know. Tod and I and all americans are so glad we can count on you to support us, even though we threw you under the bus in 1776. But, if it was good enough for the founding fathers, well, it's good enough for me. I hope you won't take that personally, Gordy."
Silence
"In what way, Gordy?"
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