*I* warned about this 2 years ago-the Dems have done NOTHING about the BIGFOOT problem

[underpants]

Just imagine--BIGFOOTS VOTING!!! :hide::scared::hide:


http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/83

This is an issue that many in the rightwing world have notice that this is an issue about which Speaker-elect Pelosi has not made any comment.

In search of an answer to this I did some research.

As many of you know the Big Foot problem first arose in the mid-70's at a time when the Democrats also had majorities in the House and Senate. Coincidence? We will explore this later. For now you should just be aware that this is basically a Dem problem and some people say it is for the Democrats to clean up now that they are accountable and in power.

Background
The Big Foot is most notably seen in the upper NorthWest of the US. This leads some to believe that they are some sort of super Canadian operative. Perhaps they are a part of the English goal of reclaiming “the colonies” perhaps their roots go back further than that, to the French. As alarming as that might be let us stick with the present and what we know.

This graphic depiction offers some up close insight to the problem at hand. A problem that appears to have the potential to grow even worse.



It is clear that a vast majority of the sightings are closer to the Mississippi river than not leading many to believe that they have boats. The reddish coloring of Arkansas and Missouri seem to support this. The proximity to the Gulf of Mexico has even suggested to some a correlation with the Bermuda Triangle.

Back to the US overall Big Foot map we notice a couple of other things.

Ohio’s heavy concentration may indicate the here to fore unknown ability of the Big Foot to swim, or at least a greater ability that previously documented.

The reddish hue of the Northeast states, to some, further supports the Democrat/Big Foot theories as established in regards to the west coast (see above).

The Florida data may indicate retirees or the aforementioned boats theory.

It is clear to see that the Democrats have a long way to go in resolving this issue.
Will they be able to succeed where they have failed in the past?
Will they be able to cut loose from the special interest groups’ long history on this issue?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. And don't get me started on illegal aliens like The Yeti being registered to vote. nt

[underpants]

2. Will the Florida Skunk Ape turn the election?

http://www.floridaskunkape.com/2008/03/25/live-history-of-the-florida-swamp-ape/

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. Well, there have been multiple sightings of the Chupacabras near the Orlando area

after Clinton campaigned for Obama over there.

[underpants]

10. Back to your point on the Yeti

There appears to be no one stepping up to stop the illegal Yeti vote

Some people say that there are questions about this

Yeti have been said to leave the Himalayan mountains
travel across several continents OR at least one ocean
sneak across the southern US deserts
obtain fake driver's licenses (Gary Indiana, Ohio, or Virginia for example)
exploit the MotorVoter legislation to also register to vote
Arrive at their focused polling place and cast ONE fraudulent ballot

Clearly this is a problem.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. Well you know how the Asian demographic tends to vote.

:evilgrin:

[JCMach1]

21. I think we can narrow that done to the Bardin Booger sub-population

as the real key swing-vote in Florida...

Here is one examining Obama Campaign material



http://books.google.ae/books?id=uJi7VQPmEQ8C&pg=PA239&lpg=PA239&dq=bardin+booger&source=web&ots=EiFinFVx6O&sig=ptUUy08fl26Lx-oFOPkrMrcbJi0&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=6&ct=result

[Debi]

3. Why are you trying to supress the Bigfoot vote?

It's a RIGHT!

[underpants]

9. LOL

at once they want to smoke inside but yet fire is scary

It is a study of the Bigfoot condition

[Debi]

15. The Bigfoot is a complicated being...

we must respect The Bigfoot's position(s).

[whitewomenforobama]

4. Sounds like a job for CopterPalin

After she and her soulmate lose on Tuesday, maybe she can head up the new Federal Bigfoot Eradication Agency, and shoot down the Bigfeet from helicopters.

[SoxFan]

5. The Grays are voting Dem

Not surprising, since Betty Hill was a staunch Democrat.

[LaurenG]

6. They are native to this country and deserve a vote, some of us may well

be descended from them and we should consider that Bigfoot (feet) deserve respect and a vote. :mad:







:rofl:

[Tatiana]

8. Actually the Bigfoot is in the South too. Like in Oklahoma and Arkansas.

And they mostly mind their own business. I did not know there were Bigfoots in Ohio.

Damn.

The thing is, I think the Bigfoots like Dems better. They feel safe when Dems are in charge. When Bill Clinton was President and I would visit my great-grandmother, her bigfoot loved to play by throwing rocks against the side of the house. When Republicans are in charge, the Bigfoots pretty much go into hiding in their caves.

So I don't think that we have to do anything about them, necessarily. I think we should just let them be free.

[underpants]

11. As my insightful expose shows

they may have boats

This would allow them to make their way to Ohio (they have rivers there)

[myrna minx]

13. But I'm afraid that their large amount of undecideds could break away for McCain!11!

But I do think that the aerial hunting issue could make them single issue voters. :rofl:

[Medusa]

14. But what of the Jersey Devil and Mothman?

will their votes be suppressed? Who will stand up for their right to vote? And most importantly--do they need a ride to the polls?

[underpants]

16. (GOTV ride coordinator)

Okay we have a guy, Bob maybe you should take this one in your minivan says something about needing lots of room for Moth wings

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

17. Palin built a bigfoot pipeline

[L0oniX]

18. You are totally forgetting about the aliens.

[NoPasaran]

19. On DAY ONE Obama must issue an Executive Order

Protecting Sasquatch from being harassed by idiot jerky-chewers or I'm leaving the Dem partry!

[Frank Booth]

20. And now it's TOO LATE to do anything about it before the election.

:argh: