Man...Look at McCain's Schedule for Monday

[Avalon6]

Apparently McCain needs 7 rallies in 7 states to match the people Obama gets in 1 rally

9:00 am John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" rally outside of Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida
11:45 am John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" airport rally outside in Blountville, Tennessee
1:50 pm John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" airport rally in Moon Township, Pennsylvania
4:00 pm John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" airport rally at Indianapolis International Airport in Indianapolis, Indiana
8:00 pm John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" airport rally at Roswell Industrial Air Center in Roswell, New Mexico
10:45 pm John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" at Henderson Pavilion in Henderson, Nevada
2:00 am John McCain holds a "Road to Victory" outside the Yavapai County Courthouse in Prescott, Arizona

[Bicoastal]

1. Better bring extra Depends tomorrow, John.

[melody]

2. I think we're beyond Depends now

I think we're in catheter country.

Yeah, that was an ugly image. Sorry.

[FightingIrish]

Not to worry. Those airport rallies are just potty stops.

[thenext8seconds]

3. Tennessee?? Tennessee??? Tenessee???? Am I reading that right? nt

[Avalon6]

6. It's near the North Carolina and Virginia border

[MattNC]

26. yeah, but still

not very populated areas, and it's a bit of a trek from some the NC mountains to there. strange, strange move.

[Clio the Leo]

8. Yep, and there's gotta be like five people in Blountville!

Seriously! I dont even know where that is! But it's gotta be teeny. Of course I think the key word is "airport rally."

Clearly the plane will be out of fuel and in need of a stop. That's the only explanation.

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[yellowdogintexas]

31. Blountville is small, upper east Tennessee IIRC. nt

[Clio the Leo]

12. Actually, now that I think about it, let ALL the Repubs come to TN!

I'll be happy to host McCain AND Palin and Todd and Piper and Willow and all of them ALL day long if it means keeping them out of Ohio, NOrth Carolina, Virginia and FL.

Seriously, they can hang out with me all day long, listen to me phone bank, watch Obama rallies with me.

I'll even share some pie!

It would be fun!

[RoadRage]

4. Huh.. it's very "red"..

and seems to look a lot like Obama's. ;)

[Clio the Leo]

5. oh wow! You mean SOMEONE is coming to TN!!!

I was beginning to think we'd seceded and I missed the memo with the way we were being ignored.

(I understand WHY we were being ignored, but still.)

[Hippo_Tron]

17. Yup still kinda pissed I've never gotten to go to an Obama rally cause he's never come to TN

I mean not that pissed but a little annoyed. Oh well, maybe I'll be living in a swing state in 2012.

[Clio the Leo]

Nah, he can just come to see us AFTER he wins. NT

[Hippo_Tron]

28. I hope he does

I mostly regret that I didn't get a chance to see him in the early primary stages when Secret Service wasn't so tight. I'm just worried that after he's elected it will be near impossible to go hear him speak. Not that I don't understand why he needs to take every precaution he can. Lots of nutjobs out there unfortunately.

[WallStreetNobody]

34. Swing is the key, its just as bad if you live in a blue state

I don't think Obama made any appearances in my home state of NJ or even NY during the general election campaign (though he did during the primaries of course).

[WallStreetNobody]

35. Scratch that, he's made "appearances" but for fundraising

I know I've gotten invites to various fundraisers he's had in NY and NJ, but I mean I don't think he's done any rallies in many of the safe blue states.

[high density]

7. A rally "outside of" a stadium, followed by airport rallies

Yeah... That isn't showing any sense of desperation at all...

[progressivebydesign]

9. McCain will be lucky if he pulls in 1k per location, a fraction of Obama or Biden's rallies.

And it's pretty interesting.. flying in and out of airports like that. I honestly don't believe he has the stamina for that type of schedule.. unless he's getting blood transfusions and oxygen and drugs on the plane trips.

[DJ13]

10. That cant be right

Theres no nap time, or Matlock listed.

[ThatsMyBarack]

33. Also,....

How's McCrappants gonna make the 4:00 p.m. Senior Special at Denny's! :rofl:

[scheming daemons]

13. "Airport rallies?" He's going to talk during his layovers?

HAHAHAHA!



He's flying from Florida to Arizona...... and the stops in between are just to refuel the plane.


Funny shit.

[PretzelWarrior]

14. my brother who lived in Tennessee for 9 years....

was saying Tennessee is more on the edge than people give them credit for. I realize there are a lot of racist bastards down there...but Bush only won by a couple percentage points over Kerry.

[yellowdogintexas]

32. if the vote is heavy in Davidson, Shelby and Hamilton Counties..who knows what

will happen.

[Kceres]

15. Who is going out to see him @ 2:00 a.m.?

Who will get out of bed at 2:00 to see this loser? That is going to be one sad event. Man.

[Avalon6]

16. It's actually 11:00 pm because of time zone difference n/t

[Lakerstan]

18. Moon Township? Roswell, New Mexico?

I knew McCain was an alien looking to destroy the planet! Run for your lives!

[BamaTideFan83]

19. Concession speech

With that kind of schedule, Palin's going to have to give the concession speech. John won't last that long.

[VADem11]

20. Desperation

It's like Dole's 96 hour campaign a thon in 1996 complete with states where he can't win and late night rallies.

[Canuckistanian]

21. "Road to Victory"?

More like this:

[crossroads]

30. lol

[MadBadger]

22. The First one will have a lot of empty seats

A football stadium for McLame? HAAA!

[Drunken Irishman]

25. I bet he holds it in the parking lot!

[Drunken Irishman]

23. Notice four of those are at airports? Weird.

[DeepBlueDem]

24. WTF Tennessee!!

[WallStreetNobody]

27. These are tiny rallies, aim is to get on the local news in each region

[crossroads]

29. You betcha that old man's tired out! He will be as glad as I am when it's all over...

and he can go retire at some rest home in Az.
CR

[KingFlorez]

36. Tennessee?

Interesting that he's stopping there.

[FVZA_Colonel]

39. The thought is it'll play over the borders into NC and VA.

Problem is, if he wanted to that he should probably plan for better then an airport rally.

[quakerboy]

37. Wonder what chemicals will be in play in the next 48 hours

Caffeine only does just so much, ya know?

[and-justice-for-all]

38. Sounds more like a farewell tour to me..nt