A Freeper's Head Explodes

[HCE SuiGeneris]

A Canadian on a board I visit wished everyone from both parties "Good Luck" in our election. Most responded with a "thank you" or a sigh of relief. However... I have to share the board's resident Freeper idjit response as it so perfectly illustrates the state of mind in these final hours.

Freeer: It will be hard for us as the wounds Obama has made have injured us badly, ,also it will take us some time to get use to being a 3rd world nation,,,but we ar doing it for the good of the world,,,, BTW please do not get yourself in a jam,,as we will not have the military to come dig your asses out of trouble,,,,

However we will get 500 bucks a year,,,,,to helo offset the 10 buck a gallon gas he will have us buying,,,,,"


I am off to bed, still shaking my head at the response...

[TomInTib]

1. Was that a cut and paste?

Please, tell me no.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. I'm not sure what you mean, but...

I did copy his response from another board and relay it in the OP by pasting into the message box here. :shrug:

[TomInTib]

5. Literary genius.

That dude can sure write.

Nome sane?

[thoughtcrime1984]

2. Plenty of commas, aka comas by the Freeptards,,,,,,,,

[Number_Six]

4. What.....?

Gee, not ALL CAPS?

The ones that kill me? they aparentlystudied under ee cummings.

<snicker-snicker>

[Ken Burch]

7. If they studied under ee cummings, they flunked.

'ol ee was no caps.

[Puzzler]

6. What wounds that Obama has caused the country?

For fuck's sake he hasn't even won the election yet!

[FrenchieCat]

9. Simple.....

poster was merrily projecting.....as they often do.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

11. Exactly!

The original post was a benevolent post wishing us all good luck and this turd responded with the cited quote.

My reaction was the same as yours... My reply: "WTF? What wounds? You are psychotic."

This time I really am off to bed. Lot's of work to be done prior to Tuesday. Nite. :hi:

[Joe the Liberal]

8. Lol typical shit for brains freeptard. nt

[political_Dem]

10. Disgusting, racist and stupid wrapped in an ugly package.

[and-justice-for-all]

12. That is pretty damn ignorant...

but I expect nothing less from Freeper morons.

[RichGirl]

13. The funniest part:

"BTW please do not get yourself in a jam,,as we will not have the military to come dig your asses out of trouble" LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Yep, Canada gets itself into one mess after another.....LOLOL!!!

Okay Canadians, when was the last time you needed the U.S. military to get your asses out of trouble?? Seems to me that you've helped get us out of trouble a few times.

[agentS]

14. Must be an IE user

because there's no way a Firefox or Chrome user would miss that many grammatical and spelling errors.
Betcha the Freeper's running IE6.0.

That's the Freeper in a nutshell. Technological and intellectual dinosaurs.

[Liberalboy]

15. Why do Freepers..

always use such horrible grammar?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. OMG, could that be banky?

When I posted on yahoo, there was a regular on the coultergeist board who used then multiple comma ellipses. He did so deliberately.

If so HIYA BANKY* :rofl:




*Note: Despite his often frightening views, he was very kind and supportive when Mom first got sick, and verbally castrated another poster for remarks I simply won't repeat.