One of McCain's last stops will be in Roswell, New Mexico

[WI_DEM]

at 8PM mountain time for a rally. It is part of his farewell tour. After the rally, he and Sarah Palin will depart by flying saucer.

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. ..she will then open her mouth and due to aural pain, the hatch will open and out they will go!

[codjh9]

2. Hah! I can only hope so! I saw a bumper sticker in Carlsbad, NM when I was going door-to-door

that said 'Fasten your seatbelt. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car'. :^)

[FirstLight]

3. BWahahahaa!

I was thinking... "If we are lucky, they'd get abducted!"

[Ioo]

4. Begging the little green men to vote for him.

[uppityperson]

5. Finally, a post I can k&r. Thank you.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Hopefully the Mother Ship won't blow them off like Joe the Plumber did at that rally.

[lapfog_1]

7. Reverting to their natural appearance before departing

[av8rdave]

8. He's hoping the aliens will give him a lift back to the world he lives in

[Lint Head]

9. Oh my Gawd! McCain was in the the alien space craft that crash there

decades ago. The secretive government took him and turned him into a republican. So, that's where he got his injuries.
:dem:

[billyoc]

10. He's going after the Kucinich vote.

:evilgrin:

[NV Whino]

11. Beam them up, Scotty!

[busybl]

12. any chance he'll be beamed up to the mothership?

can we get palin to go there?