Are You More Qualified than Sara Palin?

[ellacott]

http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/are-you-more-qualified-than-sarah-palin/

[Pyrzqxgl]

1. Yes I am & that ain't sayin' much.

[CountAllVotes]

2. yes I am

and that isn't saying a whole hell of a lot either.

:kick:

[tosh]

3. Far more qualified. And I have the intelligence to know that I'm NOT qualified.

[luvs2sing]

4. Yup...92% more...

"You are 92% more qualified than Sarah Palin. You're no short-term political stunt, you're the real deal, the VP the American people deserve. I guess your phone was off the hook when John McCain was calling around looking for a running mate... must've been one of those pesky robo-calls."

And that's WITHOUT any executive experience!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Omnibus]

7. 92% here as well...

...with the same description.

Hmmm...maybe it's rigged!

[Tribetime]

11. same here 92

[Nydari]

14. 92 also

[OneBlueSky]

5. my dog is more qualified than Sarah Palin . . . a lot friendlier, too . . . n/t

[ElboRuum]

6. 100% more qualified...

Which means that Sarah must be, herself, at least some non-zero portion qualified, as "percentage greater" has no meaning when you are comparing to zero.

I'd like to know what qualifications she does have that pulled her from goose-egg to slightly better than nil?

[11 Bravo]

8. I've got stuff between my toes more qualified than that twunt. I have navel lint ...

that knows more about foreign policy than she does.

[AtomicKitten]

9. My dog, Seven, is more qualified.

[ncgrits]

10. 100% more qualified. What don't I feel more special? eom

[Bubbha Jo]

12. Ha ha....fun. Yep I sure am with two tours of duty overseas ; ) N/T

[meow2u3]

13. Question 11 is a riot!

11. What's really the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?

1. The pitbull's roots are American, the first hockey moms were probably in Canada or Europe.

2. A pitbull is tough on its own merit, while a hockey mom lives vicariously through her children.

3. A pitbull gives birth to a litter of 5-10 children, while a hockey mom... ahhhh, yeah the're pretty much the same.

4. Fox News reports negatively on pitbulls when they make mistakes.

5. At a typical dog show, a pitbull might interact with Irish Setters, French Poodles, and German Shepherds, while the average hockey mom has no foreign policy experience.

6. Lipstick.

I'm undecided among questions 3, 4, and 5.


You are 67% more qualified than Sarah Palin. Sure, your resume is missing a few things, but you've got the experience where it counts. You know that the hard-working men and women of America deserve a government that will work for them, and that there's nothing "average" about a plumber that makes $200,000 per year.

[northernlights]

15. my dead goat is more qualified that Palin

as are all the live critters on my farm, but the dead goat is as low as it gets.