It's time to launch Project Alpha

[spinbaby]

Remember, the crow flies at midnight.

You all know what to do.

[crossroads]

1. Gotcha! Ready and able!

[ACTION BASTARD]

24. Roughneck ZERO team ready ! On your command we will unleash...

the KRAKEN!

[FrenchieCat]

2. roger.

Red Swans. over.

[JuniperLea]

3. The wind is blowing leaves from the trees...

I hear bells... time check... 3... 2... 1...

Power is on!

[Cronus Protagonist]

4. I'm working on it right now

˙ʎɐpoʇ ɹǝʇɐן ǝɹǝɥ ʇsod ןן,ı ɥɔɹɐǝsǝɹ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ǝuop ɯ,ı uǝɥʍ

[bear425]

5. Are the Aspens turning?

Oh nevermind - I shouldn't have revealed that.

[spinbaby]

11. Naughty

You know better than to mention the aspens. Stick with the moose munch.

[bear425]

29. Moose munch! Oh, now you've done it.

We will have to switch to speaking in code: !amabo kcarab tnediserp

[calimary]

26. In clusters. Out west where you vacation.

[Why Syzygy]

6. Box of tissue right here. Roger.

[DesertRat]

7. The aspens are turning

Let's play ball.

[The Sushi Bandit]

8. The Code is:

4881225.gdryyhffg.5dr5y585tr5hg5f5bfgg44

then turn left...

[ourbluenation]

9. wait just a gosh darn minute...the kleenex was empty at thirteen zero niner.

was there a new memo put out or what?

[Lubernaut]

10. The lobe is rising.

Quad C.

[Sydnie]

12. Bay Airs are ready to roll the garbage

waiting for rabbit to run now.

[edhopper]

13. Not until

the Ohio and Pennsylvania "results" come in.

The rabbit is in the cabbage patch.

[IsItJustMe]

14. The Salmon are swimming up stream. Repeat. The Salmon are swimming up stream.

[islandmkl]

15. i read you five by five...

[NYC_SKP]

16. We are ready...

.

We have readied the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[Mabus]

21. The interociter has been assembled

and contact with Brack initiated.

[arKansasJHawk]

43. Are you boys cooking in there?

eom

[Mabus]

60. No!

:hi: :rofl:

[MinneapolisMatt]

17. Shit.

I better fire up the crock pot!

[SoxFan]

18. The time has come. Execute Order 66.

[Greyskye]

19. The hatpins are engaged.

(sure wish I could be watching their faces when it starts!) :rofl:

[Native]

20. Mark logged entering quadrant Sigma!

Toaster oven engaged.

[zazadem]

22. Papa Bear says

Little Bo Peep is to go to Auntie's house at midnight.

...I repeat...

Papa Bear says Little Bo Peep is to go to Auntie's house at midnight.

[juno jones]

23. The frost is on the pumpkin...

(brushes nose with index finger) Over and out!

[psychobueller]

25. I am all shaved up and ready to go!

[theothersnippywshrub]

27. Alpha is a go. First phase of Freeper heads exploding. Far greater than expected rectal damage.

eom Repeat eom

[gmoney]

49. Are the mop corps ready?

All those exploding freepheads will be makin' a HELLUVA mess... but it should mostly be contained to their mothers' basements and peep show booths.

[rufus dog]

28. Does this include the sprinkling rain in Southern California?

[Saboburns]

30. Big Breasted Women Be the Bestest Bedmates

Message Repeats/


Big Breasted Women Be the Bestest Bedmates

[Wednesdays]

31. Red, Yellow, Blue, Red, Red, Blue, Blue, Red, Yellow, Blue

Cortosis, Overwhelming Latias, 5VW689O6, Legend of Soleanna, 482-555-0100

Square, R2, Down, Right, Square

[ehrnst]

32. Mambo dogface to the bananna patch. Roger. (nt)

[Bunny]

33. Mares eat oats and does eat oats and I'll be home for Christmas.

Your loving son,

Queen Victoria

[4lbs]

34. Aw shit! I lost my secret decoder ring. WTF am I supposed to do again?

:shrug:

[volstork]

47. Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine. n/t

[Cursive]

48. Drink more Ovaltine

[Obamarama]

35. The egg has two yolks. I repeat, the egg has two yolks.

Check the tire gauge at once.

[cliffordu]

36. The camp counselors are assembled, the camp counselors are assembled

Collections awaiting orders

[rdmtimp]

37. Columnated Ruins Domino

.....oh wait.... that's project Surf's Up.


Disregard transmission

[WinkyDink]

38. In what respect, Charlie?

[Kingofalldems]

39. I take it Plan X succeeded

This is HUGH!!11!!11!!1!

[TheKentuckian]

40. The turnips are off the wagon?!? Please verify!

The turnips are off the wagon.

Confirmed by Echo station alpha

The sun will rise at twilight!!!

repeat

The sun will rise at twilight!!!!

We are a GO!!!!!

[spinbaby]

41. Verified

Don't shoot before the crow flies.

[Coexist]

44. the elevator has hit the ground floor.

[foxfeet]

42. The fog creeps in on little cat feet.

But I chose the road less taken.

[Danger Mouse]

45. How many freepers would you like me to bake into your pie, sir?

Shit, forgot we were supposed to be speaking in code. Shit!

[JustAnotherGen]

46. Moulin has the coordinates

Code in false bottom of matchbox.

Latte, Limo and Champagne campaigns underway.

[jasmeel]

50. We all fly at midnight!

[Liberalboy]

51. The Canadian Brigade is ready!

[Rebellious Republican]

52. Roger that, four balls and "I've got a three-hour date with the big green tick"

to CS&MO, standing ready, Alpha Mike Foxtrot, RR out.

:kick:
:patriot:

[smiley_glad_hands]

53. The butt floss has been reconstituted. eom

[jfkraus]

54. The hephalump sings the blues.

Roger, alpha, charlie.

[populistdriven]

55. I have the case of shipping tape in my trunk as directed

and a can of super 77 to boot

[asdjrocky]

56. Is it safe?

[racaulk]

57. The snow lands in the purple strawberry patch at noon.

Ready for action!

:patriot:

[ravencalling]

58. The white breasted raven is carrying the dead rat

repeat.. dead rat

[BoneDaddy]

59. Oh yes great liberal attack plan

shit I let the cat out of the bag

[Agent William]

61. The Beer is in the fridge...

I repeat; we have a beer in the fridge.

I have no idea whats going on...but I like it!

:hi:

[Snazzy]

62. The left nipple is clean shaven.

Ontogeny! Out.

[anigbrowl]

63. Launch on target, 15 minutes remaining.

[grantcart]

64. somebody compromised code word moran - have to reset entire code

[AspenRose]

65. Wombat has flown the coop.

Repeat: Wombat has flown the coop.

[bluedawg12]

66. The frog is moving. The frog is moving. That is all. n/t

[Blackhatjack]

67. Minnie Mouse Makes Moose Munchies by Moonlight.... repeat ....

Remember don't launch until you get confirmation....

[Motown_Johnny]

68. the moon is rising..... repeat.... the moon is rising

[PM7nj]

69. Refer to your copy of The Gay Agenda (TM). Instructions on page 14.

[Bryan]

70. Roger. Executing Protocol Bravo X-Ray.

Wait. I miskeyed Bravo X-Ray. Repeat, I miskeyed Bravo X-Ray. Protocol X-Ray Bravo engaged instead. Shit.

[RagAss]

71. Two Joe the Plumber masks and a flashlight....check.

[anigbrowl]

72. Project Alpha has launched successfully. Phase 1 is complete.

[windoe]

73. The coast is clear, spooks are off the beach

[hedgehog]

74. Chickens under the lilac bush, dogs under my feet

Irish Mist on the counter and a smile on my face.

[hedgehog]

75. Make sure your pike is sharpened and ready to go!

Pikes to be on stand-by for the rising of the moon.

[mmonk]

76. dang, I've been working on Beta.