No Bin Laden cuz Bin Laden = dead?

[datopbanana]

?

[Uzybone]

1. Nah, mostly becasue Bin Laden wouldn't work this time

after all Al Qaeda endorsed McCain.

[mr_hat]

2. Yes! We have no Bin Laden,

We have no Bin Laden today.

[goodgd_yall]

3. My friend who reads the Arab news

---he's Egyptian---has told me he's dead. The word is he died of hepatitis, I think it was 2005. He seems convinced he's dead.

[madeline_con]

4. All they have is footage of him when he was even younger

than the last time he sent us video. That was taped right after the "Just for Men" shipment arrived in Kabul.

[onehandle]

5. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Dead.

[volstork]

6. He's not dead.

He'll be eatin' pretzels and watchin' the returns tomorrow night with shrub. They're big buddies, you know!