Just how useless are you right now?

[Warren Stupidity]

[TomInTib]

1. Beyond useless.

And I will remain so, for the next few days.

I have a cellar full of wine and a freezer full of gin.

And some greenery that just won't quit.

Tom

[KatyaR]

3. Hee, you sound like me (except for the greenery) . . . .

Why the heck didn't I take the next few days off? I'm a total basketcase. Thank goodness I voted absentee a couple of weeks ago, I don't think I could stand in line for hours to vote--I'm too worked up!

[TomInTib]

5. I am taking off thru Wednesday.

Hell, by the time this is over, I may be bathing in gin.

[Warren Stupidity]

2. rec'ing this thread is completely useless

[TomInTib]

7. OK, I just uselessly rec'd it.

rec'd the car, too.

Worse than useless.

[Naturyl]

4. I cultivate uselesness.

Taoist writer Chuang-Tzu tells the story of an old tree whose wood was gnarled and not useful for construction or ship-building. Because of this, the tree survived to an old age, while neighboring trees were cut down.

[Warren Stupidity]

9. You wood.

[KathieG]

6. I am useless...I knew it was bad when the cats pulled their bag of kibble out of the cabinet.

Oops...sorry kitties.

[Shoelace]

8. fun poll!

oh well "tomorrow is another day" she said (Scarlett O'Hara) and what a day it's gonna be. Wishing I could check into an Election rehab center after tomorrow!

[shanti]

10. so useless that i

took the day off tomorrow! i knew i'd not get any work done and be tempted to peek on the net for news! so i'll just obsess at home :)

[Yukari Yakumo]

11. I'm just a useless little bunny, only good for my sex appeal

[AtomicKitten]

12. Completely, irretrievably.

[wysi]

13. I've got a job interview tomorrow.

That'll go well. :crazy:

[Warren Stupidity]

14. With any luck they'll all be useless too.

That way nobody will notice.

[wysi]

16. I'm an American in New Zealand...

... I'll have to explain it to them. :D

[Warren Stupidity]

17. Oh well, just make sure the interview is after lunch

that way they will all be totally pissed and think you are great. Unless of course NZ behavior has changed since I was there in the 80s.

[WeDidIt]

15. I'm this useless

[Essene]

18. dammit, i tried to vote for several forms of uselessness and got suppressed

[Franks Wild Years]

19. Useless, terrified and even more useless.

I've convinced myself that we're looking at a 305 - 233 win for McCain, with the "cannot trust the polls!" narrative being thrust forward by every smug right-wing talking head in the land.

[tigereye]

20. just kinda goofy

I will put out door cards tomorrow, but I think I am ready for this to be over.

[SallyMander]

21. Hahahaha

Good poll :D

[MorningGlow]

22. I'm a total basket case

Can't focus, can't rest, can't do much of anything worthwhile.

Tomorrow I will vote when I drop MG Jr. off at school and then focus on his birthday--he was born on an election day, and tomorrow he turns 5! The best gift I can give him is an Obama administration. :woohoo: