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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:08 PM
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BREAKING: Palin's Medical Condition Revealed!!! =====>




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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:09 PM
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1. Her medical condition is that she magically gave birth to her daughter's child nt
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:10 PM
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3. Immaculate Deception
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:30 PM
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15. hahahaha! nt
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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:36 PM
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17. You Betcha!
And also, there, so you see.

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Omnibus Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:16 AM
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9. Haw!
I like the cut of your jib, ma'am.

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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:31 PM
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16. :-) nt
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:09 PM
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2. lol.... good job
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:14 PM
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4. Damn, You had me going for a sec.
LOL WOW, so many dumb people on a single post. Must be a DU record. You left out Joe the skinhead.



;)
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:15 PM
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5. Not Sherri Shepard!
I watch her on the View. She's an Obama supporter.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:19 PM
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6. But she really IS a ditz!
Isn't is she who doesn't know if the earth is round?
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:24 AM
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11. she is a ditz
there are many days when she seems dumber than a bag of hair.
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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 08:35 AM
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13. Sherri Quotes



Sherri: I believe that God and Christians were here before everyone else.

Sherri: Why am I as successful as I am? I have no idea. I have no idea what I’m doing.

Sherri: If I didn't have God in my life, I'd be either in jail, on drugs, or dead.

Sherri: I let people know I’m a Christian. It comes up naturally when I do things.

Sherri: I was in a jail for six or eight days, for traffic warrants. I felt like I was going to die.

Sherri: I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior. I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and rose again, and that’s my belief.

Sherri: Stand-up will always be my first love. I enjoy writing my own material and having my own voice onstage.

http://www.movietome.com/people/21279/sherri-shepherd/trivia.html

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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 07:32 AM
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12. Sherri Shepherd


It's Sherrrriiiiiiii:

Another day, an other Sherri Shepherd quote. After learning that the world is round (shocking, but true!), Shepard plays historian, and announces, “I don’t think anything predated Christians.” No Sherri, not even evolution predated Jesus.

http://www.jossip.com/the-view-continues-to-rot-the-brains-of-housewives-everywhere-20071204/

Sherri Shepherd says she's always naked in front of her two year-old son. Her other thoughts on nudity and child development are as inane as you'd expect.

http://www.jossip.com/sherri-shepherd-is-a-boob-20080220/

Finding out that Shepherd refers to all her frozen embryos as "my little boys" and that she'll never, ever donate them to science (Science to Sherri: "Much obliged!") because "they will stay in that freezer until Jesus comes."

http://www.jossip.com/the-views-sherri-shepherd-continues-to-shock-awe-on-a-show-built-around-insipid-blather-20071031/


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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:53 PM
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8. No, she's undecided.
Sherri said just the other day she still hasn't decided who she's voting for (which made Hasselbeck all excited).

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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-08 11:25 PM
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7. They X-rayed her head for any problems and found nothing.
Tee-hee.
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CalGator Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:38 PM
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18. haha -nt
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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:56 PM
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19. from Young Frankenstein



Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:22 AM
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10. You forgot Dennis Miller, the original ditz.
Selfish, and not funny.
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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 11:08 AM
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14. Dennis Miller is very smart
He's just not funny and his ideas are all wrong.

(He's also smug, but that's another category.)



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BLUSH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 03:51 PM
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20. Obama's Health Care Plan will be good for Sarah
Like Joe The Plumber.

These two don't realize how much better off they are going to be!

:)
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