For Old Times Sake- Make Your Best Limerick Or Haiku About A Freeper

[DemocratSinceBirth]

We did this about a couple of weeks ago and the responses were hilarious.

[PretzelWarrior]

1. Freeper Haiku

Dull and loathesome beast

Hunching, typing, sweaty mass

Obama has won

[DFW]

2. Here is a modest suggestion

A freeper from South Alabama
Freaked out over Barack Obama
Watched Fox and drank booze
As he saw McCain lose
And threw up on his all-red pyjama.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

13. and a limerick

There once was a woman named Palin,
Whose popularity was failing,
Her voice full of disdain,
She turned on McCain,
Whose political coffin she's nailing.

[DFW]

15. Good idea!

The OP asked for things about freepers, but Palin talks like one, so I guess
she is as deserving as any! You have inspired me to get going on one for her, too!

[Dammit Ann]

3. here goes...

Obama wins what?
that can't be possible yet.
Does he know he's black?

[bowens43]

4. Excellent! Love it

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. Last Time I Did This It Made The Greatest List

I'm waiting for the "cheetohs", "mom's basement", "man boobs", and "porn" poems to show up...

[Guava Jelly]

6. lemmie see

There is a lurking freeper who
Believed all the lies told were true
I'd just like to state
That all your brainwashed hate
That the one who drank the Kool-aide is you.

(Pulled it out of my ass)

[Berry Cool]

7. In honor of Average Joes everywhere...

A plumber of very small brain
Told us we should all vote for McCain.
Too bad for that plumber
He couldn't be dumber--
We're flushin' his John down the drain.

[Curtland1015]

8. Here's a McCain limerick...

There once was a name named McCain
Who Republicans treated with disdain
He said "To avoid any quarrels,
I'll trade your nod for my morals"
and watched his legacy go down the drain.

[geckosfeet]

9. For the freepers and RW fundies -

get over it
my friend
hope, not fear

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

10. Here's mine

They chose a plunger,
to symbolize their campaign
Now it's flushed, how apt!

Hillary voters
McCain thought Palin ideal,
Everyone said, "What?!"

Religious zealots,
It's the end of your world now,
It's now time for peace.

It's just so so sad,
the stock market dumped early,
You could have blamed dems.

Bogus terrorists,
Freepers see them everywhere,
Except in mirror.

[theothersnippywshrub]

11. Haiku

Barren intellect
"Mommy!!! They are different!!!"
Garden of Hatred

[DFW]

12. One more:

A freeper, it’s often repeated,
Says things that are better excreted
When we win, they’ll scream
And let out a stream
Of expletives mostly deleted

[Doityourself]

14. Okay..

Freepers are reapers
crying crazed creepers
losers whiners weepers
now roof leapers

[WhollyHeretic]

16. Here are a couple of limericks I wrote about rethugs when I was emailing my wife poll updates

This one was about the RCP national poll widening:

Let me amend that the end for John McCain is right around the bend. Now is the time to befriend Democrats who contend to transcend the bitter fate that Bush has penned. Can you comprehend what this portends for republicans who try to fend as dems ascend and try to mend what those crazy bastards did rend.

This one was about the poll that showed the presidential polls in Alaska tightening:

Even with Palin they are bailin' to keep their ship from failin'. I see lots of flailin’ as they send out nasty mailins and all the Joe the Plumbers can be heard a wailin’. The cliff their scalin’ is regalin’ and detailin’ them with the news that Obama’s prevailin’ and his course is naught but clear sailin’.

[PBS Poll-435]

17. My lame attempt

Barack Obama
Heads Explode and Grown Men Cry
Sad Day for Those Fucks


:-)

[LeftishBrit]

18. There once was a man called McCain

Whose election hopes plunged down the drain,
So he called Joe the Plumber,
But no plumber is dumber,
So he couldn't drag them up again.


There once was a woman called Palin
Whose campaign has been far from plain sailing.
Polar bears nearly ate her,
But their mother said, "Better
Not touch that, or soon you'll be ailing!"

There once was a fellow called Bush
Who to all the right-wing gave a push.
But he didn't check if
'Twas the edge of a cliff.
It was - so they all fell down - WHOOSH!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

19. KICK

[Avalux]

20. There once was a dumb lass named Palin

She was brought from the north to the mainland

She was fun for awhile but kept opening her mouth

Now she's back wearing clothes from her neighbor



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