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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:02 PM
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Palin's Father: "Tomorrow I want you to see her field dress a donkey"
Reno, NV–Palin held her second to last rally of the campaign and she was joined on stage by her husband, Todd; parents, Chuck and Sally Heath; her brother Chuck Heath Jr. and her in-laws Jim and Faye Palin.

Palin’s father spoke very briefly before Palin and expressed his pride and projected confidence as it turns Election Day on the East Coast.

“I’m just so proud to be Sarah’s father.” Heath said smiling, “Years ago I taught Sarah how to field dress a moose. But tomorrow I want you to see her field dress a donkey.”

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I'm sorry folks, but I'm not ready to "make nice" with these hateful bastards. I want to stomp such a festering hole in this "element" of the Repuke Party that they will never have their pitiful hands close to the reigns of power again.

What classy people.

Today, we are not only going to see a restoration of the American Ideal...we're going to see a complete rejection of the politics of Limpballs, Insanity and Mann Coulter!

Limbaugh needs to be "tarred and feathered", and in keeping with his wishes...Tar and Feathers will be tax deductable!


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mw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:03 PM
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1. Naw. She's too busy euthanizing an elephant. nt
nt
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Lucy Goosey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:05 PM
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7. Hee!
:rofl:
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:05 PM
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8. DUzy nomination! n/t
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:09 PM
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18. coffee spew
:rofl:
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:16 PM
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33. Fecking beautiful response
I was thinking something similar like "She is unavailable to field dress a donkey cause she is stuck in a choking elephant's throat" .... I like your better, hehe.
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TexasLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:04 PM
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2. NastyAsses. n/t
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:04 PM
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3. Palin's Father: "She's ready to do anything she wants to be. "
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:04 PM
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4. dream on papa, dream on
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:04 PM
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5. we're going to see a complete rejection of the politics of Limpballs, Insanity and Mann Coulter!
But how much you want to bet they all keep their corporate sponsored media access soapboxes?
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:08 PM
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16. Not if we actually do something about it
It's pitchfork and torches time at their corporate headquarters!
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JenniferJuniper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:04 PM
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6. Nice to know Papa Palin is every bit as classy as his dim daughter.
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bobd0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:06 PM
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9. The apple didn't fall far from that tree. n/t
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:06 PM
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10. He can kiss my ass!
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thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:06 PM
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11. It's not a donkey you moran. It's your collective ASS she will be field dressing. nt
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NotThisTime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:16 PM
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28. I seriously have never heard this phrase before, what does it mean? I know I'm sheltered....
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:06 PM
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31. In hunting terminology
in simple terms, it's cleaning and butchering a kill in the field, vice taking it home or to a professional slaughterhouse for processing.
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bluedawg12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:06 PM
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12. he wants to put jack-ass Todd in a frock?
go for it.

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NatBurner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:07 PM
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13. very funny, you backwards-ass dickheaded hayseed yokel
enjoy your 15 minutes, snuffy- it's almost over

i'll be sooo glad to never hear from these classless people ever again
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:10 PM
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20. I'd like to see her
unarmed, in a 12 foot pen, with a pissed-off moose!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:07 PM
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14. for some reason I don't think "field dress" means to put clothes on an animal.
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codjh9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:07 PM
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15. Fuck him, her, Toddster, and ALL OF THEM!!!!
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:08 PM
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17. The only ass I'd like to see Palin field dress is Karl Rove's.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:09 PM
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That John Bircher father first filled her head with nonsense
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:09 PM
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19. don't think so - come tomorrow she will be attempting
the heimlich maneuver on an elephant...
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:12 PM
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25. I don't want to hear
any of their sorry-ass "oh, I've always respected Barack Obama and we need to come together" shit either!

You made your "effing" bed, now get fucked in it.

And that goes for you too Lieberman!
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political_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:11 PM
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21. Tomorrow, he'll be saying hello to a disgraced governor who has scandal as her middle name.
He's full of BS and the polls show it.
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:11 PM
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22. Nope -- tomorrow she'll be plucking and dressing a crow for you, Pa Palin. Hope you're hungry.
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:11 PM
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23. You'll see her plenty over the next four years, Mr. palin, don't worry
We're sending your little girl home to Alaska today, special fucking delivery from the American people.

:rofl:
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:12 PM
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24. That donkey is ready to give you a swift kick back to AK!
:kick:
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:13 PM
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27. Didn't the RNC already pay $150,000
to dress an Ass?
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JimboBillyBubbaBob Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:34 PM
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30. Dressing Up
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................!!! Thanks, I got quite a chuckle out of that one.
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cags Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:12 PM
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26. Tomorrow I want to see her eaten alive by the Repub party... she WILL get all the blame
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 12:19 PM
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29. I'd hate to get violent but if I was standing next to him I'd like to punch that douche in the face
if he said that next to me. It's obvious I'm partial to Donkeys
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:08 PM
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32. I'm sure that "joke" was too deep for most of the crowd.
"You betcha, the donkeys have antlers in Alaska."
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:17 PM
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34. Bring it on, Moose Princess.
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:26 PM
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36. Ha,ha, ha, ha, ha
Moose Princess!!!!

You owe me a keyboard!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 01:20 PM
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35. How 'bout I show him how to insert
Edited on Tue Nov-04-08 01:21 PM by ismnotwasm
A rectal tube.(Or the other option, fecal management system) Using himself as a demonstration model.

He can "talk" his shit after that.
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