Ok..some women in my office are starting to Freak OUT!

[paparush]

Conservative, McCain supporters.

I keep hearing things like:

"I just got off the phone with my husband. I told him 'This DOES NOT mean that God has turned his back on us."

"I just don't know what we are going to do..."

"Oh my god ya'll..what are we going to DO?"

I sit in my cube, silent, with a big grin on my face.

[SeeHopeWin]

1. ROFLMAO....

[whatchamacallit]

2. Delusional freaks n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. LOVE IT!

[Flying Dream Blues]

4. God has turned His back on us? Sheesh. God smiles and we get

*? Seriesly?

[Muttocracy]

5. You should tell them God has a plan and everything is God's will. nt

[azmouse]

6. Better get out the rain cape to protect against the exploding heads.

:rofl:

[mmonk]

23. Yep. Pretend you are at a Gallagher show.

[phantom power]

7. "This does NOT mean God has turned his back on us"

Dangerous as they are, I have to pity them too. They really do live in their own little Demon Haunted World of fear.

[AspenRose]

34. Maybe, just maybe, they turned their backs on him loooong time ago

and this is a test they're failing miserably.

[CatBO]

8. Here's my favorite...

From a Fundie "friend" on FB (my friends list is getting sanitized after this election):

"XXX knows that God still has the whole world in his hands and he is on his Throne forever."

Uhh okay whatever you nutjob...

[Vanje]

116. Hey God! You gonna be in there all day?

Other people need to use that throne!
Hope he leaves some toilet paper this time.

[MindMatter]

127. Kinda makes you wonder why God even made them black folks anyways

What could He have been thinking?

I hope God isn't as racist as some of His most ardent followers.

[Sequoia]

9. Gasp!

Tell them they can move to another country. After the Civil War some of those confederates were so upset they took their balls to Mexico. Game over.

[Voltaire]

10. Idiots

"God has turned his back on on them". . .I HATE goddamned Republicans. What decent God would have any fucking thing to do with them??

[Dollface]

11. Tell them to be happy because Democrats are united in prayer today.

[polichick]

12. So do they think Bush was God's choice? Do they like what he did in office?

[paparush]

43. I honestly don't know. I'm pretty sure these are total Fixx Newz, Limbaugh types

so I don't bother with trying to talk politics with them.

I think they buy the "party line" hook line and sinker. They have succumbed to the fear.

Or, maybe they are total closet racists.

[polichick]

74. Well, bless you for taking it so well - I'd probably lose it!

[tridim]

13. My whole office is voting Obama, I almost miss having a Repuke here to tease.

Almost. ;)

[bdamomma]

14. oh my goodness

these fundies must go. why must they shove their sick religious ideological views on everyone.

[RubyDuby in GA]

15. I think you should tell them that this most certainly means that God has turned her back on them!

Just for shits and giggles.

[Janice325]

37. OUCH, Ruby! Brilliant!!!

:rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

63. GMTA! nt

[Lucian]

16. God has to exist first before he can turn his back on them.

Idiots.

[TBF]

57. *shrugs* maybe the Easter Bunny will come through for them... n/t

[bowens43]

17. If it's God's will for Obama to be President

then they should respect that, right?

[Solomon]

105. according to their philosophy, "all authority is of God."

[Laelth]

121. And THAT is what makes them so dangerous in a Democracy.

That idea works great in a feudal system where the King is the personal representative of God on Earth, but it's a serious threat to Democracy. We must preserve the right to criticize and challenge power. That's what "the vote" is all about. We can replace those in power if they no longer serve us. In the fundies' feudal world, criticizing Bush is like criticizing God. They are, thus, a threat to democracy itself.

The United States is a LIBERAL Country.

:dem:

-Laelth

[gratefultobelib]

18. Obama will be working for them, too!

[progressivebydesign]

19. Tell them.. "God doesn't give us anything we cannot handle" they LOVE that one...n/t

[Bluebear]

20. Start "talking" on the phone and say things like "Yes, comrade, victory is ours!"

[paparush]

27. LMFAO!! OMG! That would be SO MEAN!

Exxxxxcellent!

[musette_sf]

31. reminds me of Bill Maher last week

something about "Comrade Obama and his Nubian Army".

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

88. that's pretty good, but

I just hope that Michelle Obama doesn't have to go through all the BS that Hillary went through from 1991-2000. That might be asking too much to expect that, though.

[sunder]

40. ROFL!

Perfect! :spray:

[madeline_con]

113. Or " Allahu Akbar." n/t

[yardwork]

118. Oh do it! Comrades, we will gather at midnight tonight to begin the distribution of wealth.

Don't forget to drop off your children at the reeducation center on the way to the mandatory wealth redistribution meeting. And turn in all your Bibles, don't forget. And the keys to your cars.

There will be a massive gun ownership reallocation tomorrow at noon. All guns will be confiscated from "real" Americans and given to those on Welfare. Along with your cars.

[Vanje]

120. Can I recommend a single post?

This ones a DUZY!

[harun]

125. LOL, best post I have read today.

[ipfilter]

21. They shouldn't presume to know God's will.

[bdamomma]

42. apparentally they think that, they presume and assume.

[sharp_stick]

22. Put on a devil costume

and jump out at them laughing like a good old fashion villian. Tell them God has resigned and you're here for their souls.

[Blue For You]

29. LOL!

:rofl:

[lunatica]

24. Tell them God's will is always done. They should stop doubting God or He'll get Mad and

Punish Them for Eternity For Not Having Total Faith That He Knows What He's Doing.

[knixphan]

36. DING DING DING!

absolutely.

[eshfemme]

25. "This does NOT mean that God has turned his back on us." YES, it does!

I'm agnostic but if they are trying to make this about God then yes, God has turned his fucking back on haters like them. WTF? Just because Obama's black and could be the President, he's gonna single-handedly bring about the end of the world? I just don't get the thinking of these stupid fuckers.

[Dollface]

26. If the weather is nice where you are be sure to point out "God's hand" in helping Obama.

Good weather = good turnouts = more Dems = OBAMA!

[nolabels]

96. Good weather is in the eyes of the beholder

It rained a little this morning (we need it), but is only partly cloudy with crisp temperatures now. I mostly love that kind of weather myself :-)

[kenny blankenship]

28. God hasn't turned his back. He's laughing in your FACE.

Stupid jerks.

[quiet.american]

30. Sweet! That's better than any polling report right now! nt

[bdamomma]

32. Obama' s grandma is having a nice conversation right now

with a higher power.

[Hansel]

33. Why do these fools believe God is siding with some people over others?

I'm not a particularly religious person but I thought that the bible teaches that all people are God's children.

These fools are a snake oil saleman's dream.

[bdamomma]

56. all people are God's Children

but these people believe in division and hate.

[FatDave]

66. "a snake oil saleman's dream"

Hey, I just happen to have a shitload of fragments of the One True Cross. What do you suppose I could get for them?

[apnu]

35. Things heard in my office today

"Last day before America becomes a socialist state."

"Next time you get a bonus I'm going to give it to the homeless guy down the street, I know he didn't earn it but we have to redistribute the wealth where its most needed now."

"tomorrow is gonna suck'

"I'm calling in sick if Obama wins"

"I'm going on welfare if Obama wins"

[Hansel]

52. Things heard in my office over the past several weeks.

"I've got tickets to meet Obama!"

"I got to meet Obama and shake his hand!"

"I'm voting for Obama because Democrats are better for the economy."

"I liked Hillary, but Obama will be just as good."

"This will soon be over, I can't wait. God I hope Obama wins."

"Sarah Palin is way too scary. Obama has to win!"

"I'm sick of him because of they way he talks about Obama." "Well, why don't you dump him?"

It's going to be fun to go back to work tomorrow.

[phantom power]

58. Sure they'll go on welfare. Cuz that's so much better than a paying job.

:eyes:

[SoonerPride]

38. God has chosen OBAMA, lady!

hahahaha

[undeterred]

39. You should tell her that God is Black.

:shrug:

[Ozma]

44. Yes SHE is!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chorophyll]

41. God is sitting in his cube with a big grin on his face, too. nt

[Jed Dilligan]

45. It feels great to think about how scared they are right now.

Almost makes you want all their paranoid delusions to come true!

[BoneDaddy]

46. Perhaps God denounces your party that is the antithesis

of anything Christ really spoke about.

[alcibiades_mystery]

47. God HAS forsaken them...because of their racism and war-mongering

God is a God of love, not a God of hatred and war.

:rofl:

[K8-EEE]

48. If I worked in such a place I would end up in the funny farm

Man kudos to you!! I couldn't deal with daily Freepers.

[JVS]

49. God has forsaken them, start telling them to repent!

[Window]

50. ROTFL! Too funny.

:rofl:

[TrogL]

51. Yell really loud "GOD HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON YOU. ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!"

[file83]

70. ROFL!!! Cthulhu the magnificent.

[SIMPLYB1980]

81. LoL!

[slampoet]

92. You guys laugh but I live in Providence. I get Cthulhu's junk mail by mistake.

[ladyVet]

98. I'd like to tell people that, but I don't know how to pronounce it.

I know, shameful confession. :spank: Forty lashes, and all that.

[Lautremont]

99. Just plain old Cuh-thoo-loo should do it!

[cjsmom44]

53. Like Southern Belles..

Oh my God ya'll What are we goin to do?
Dems...liberals and donkeys oh my

[Ganja Ninja]

54. Are you in a tall building with windows that open wide?

:popcorn:

[TBF]

60. lmao

:toast:

[kenny blankenship]

69. Let some fresh air in?

It gets stuffy around gaseous fundy shitheads.

[paparush]

78. Bad! Very, Very bad..2nd floor.

:-)

[Ganja Ninja]

94. Invite them up to the roof.

:evilgrin:

[paparush]

100. S.C.! LMAO!

Oh, I'm reveling in it today!

[Khaotic]

55. Pretend Deities

The shame of it all.

Straight up ... Deities, unicorns, and dragons are the drival of myth.

I hope people can start finding faith in the power and good will that can come from within.

Talking to yourself real hard only leads to needing to take a shit.

Obama is a Christian, but I don't believe he'll seek to legislate religion.

We (not a make believe deity) are the change we've been waiting for!

[JuniperLea]

59. It's God's Will that Obama be President!

They need to learn to see God's work and recognize it for what it is! Shame on them for praying against God's will!

:rofl:

[mokawanis]

61. They can start by blaming themselves

for forcing W on the nation for 8 nightmarish years.

[blogslut]

62. I would so be resisting the urge to sneak up on them

and yell BOO!

[bdamomma]

64. what a good thread, laughing is the best medicine.

:)

[Window]

65. If you have an intercom, say "This is God. I choose Barack Obama for

President of the United States because you Republicans have pissed me off." LOL!

[paparush]

79. LMAO!!

DU..just let it all out, baby!

[roamer65]

67. Freeper heads exploding everywhere...

[Bake]

68. God is SMILING on the rest of the country!

:woohoo:

Bake

[deepthought42]

71. Well....YEAH.

They have angered the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Blessed be His Pastaness. May they be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Ramen.

[The Backlash Cometh]

72. Yep. They're the same all around.

[smoogatz]

73. Tell them it's God's way of apologizing

for eight years of George W. Bush.

[KurtNYC]

75. They can move to Alaska

and start their racist theocracy there.

[Lerkfish]

76. 'This DOES NOT mean that God has turned his back on us." um, actually, yah it does.

morans.

[ratherunique]

77. perfect time for the kool aid man to bust through the wall

and yell oh yeah!!! right in there faces

[Aloha Spirit]

82. hahahaha!

[Aloha Spirit]

83. hahahaha!

[d_b]

85. classic

:rofl:

[Erin Elizabeth]

80. I found out today that some people I didn't know about are

Dems. I work with them. It was cool to find that out. They were acting all giddy and excited and talking in hushed whispers and I overheard a lot of positive Obama comments. Kewl!

[d_b]

84. what a buncha fuckin FREAKS

LULZ

[NAO]

86. This election is a scientific study of the efficacy of prayer

and they have been praying AND fasting for Palin/McCain (no, that's not a typo) to win.

Now the last major study of the efficacy of prayer was done on heart patients, and those that were prayed for...got worse!

Maybe there is a god after all, and he does a little humorous smiting now and then to people who dare to tempt him.

***

SMITECAM...HOME OF EXTREME SMITING
http://mwillett.org/SMITECAM.htm

[rdublue]

87. Even God is sick and tired of what's been happening the last 8 years

That is why he is giving us Barack Obama.

[WinkyDink]

89. Well, they can go to...where did those Freepers say? Oh, yeah...IRAQ. Where they're FREE.

[genna]

90. I would tell them God is there for us all. He has smiled upon us whether they know it or not.

I never thought I'd see this glass ceiling broken in my children or grandchildren's lifetime.

I look forward to the day when race will not culturally define the African American office seeker.

[NoGOPZone]

91. God won't turn His back on them

He'll laugh right in their face!

[Carni]

93. What the HELL is wrong with these people?

What exactly do they think an Obama admin is going to do to them?

I mean seriously?

[TrogL]

97. They don't think

These are authoritarians - they let their authority figures do their thinking for them.

They're reacting emotionally to what they've been told.

[paparush]

102. Yep. They've swallowed the FEAR that McCain/Palin, Foxx, Rush, et al have been shoving down

their throats for the past months.

[Jennicut]

95. Now they know how we felt. Its not official yet so I won't gloat...but soon

[Alter Ego]

101. Good God, y'all. War...what is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!

[Warren DeMontague]

103. Tell them you heard a rumour that Scalia and Thomas are planning to retire next year.

Birth control will remain legal for the foreseeable future. OH NOES!

[AZBlue]

104. "This DOES NOT mean that God has turned his back on us"??

No, this means they have a very f-ed up idea of God!

[Martin Eden]

106. Sounds like they're genuinely afraid ...

... and that's not a good thing.

Barack Obama wants to be president for all Americans, including those who didn't vote for him. He will strive to make all Americans see the common ground we all share -- and this is very important for the healing our country needs and for the difficult work ahead.

If those frightened ladies are indicative of a significant percentage of McCain voters, Obama's task will be all the more difficult.

Let's take a cue from the man we all want to be our next president, and reach out rather than ridicule.

Our long national nightmare is about to be over.

I want it to be over for all Americans, and I want our political opponents to feel a sense of security about the direction in which our new president lead us.

[shaniqua6392]

107. I am a prayer warrior for the Democrats.

We have been begging God for mercy for 8 long years. Let's just give these people their own state and they can go live there. I am sick to death of them twisting God's word.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

108. Do you work in an insane asylum?

Goddamn nutjobs.....

[Vanje]

123. Sounds like where I work....

Idaho.

[codjh9]

109. They are out of their fucking MINDS... it makes me sad/mad/crazy how nutty these people are! What

the hell HAPPENED to a segment of the American public?!? (My surviving brother is a brainwashed fundie, folks, so I have first-hand angst/experience with these nutcases, although we rarely talk).

[madeline_con]

110. Maybe they'll go jump off something higher than their desks. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

111. Start singing ....

"Happy Days Are Here Again".

[budkin]

112. Thanks for putting that smile on my face!!!

[Wapsie B]

114. Just tell them to surrender their bibles in the morning.

The children will be shipped off to indoctrination camps and expectant mothers will report to the nearest abortion clinic. :eyes:

[yardwork]

115. Maybe God really has turned Her back on them.

I mean, who am I to say? If they feel abandoned by God, maybe they are.

[IsItJustMe]

126. God got tired of their shit along time ago. LOL

[Blue Belle]

117. Welcome to my reaction after Bush stole the 2000 and 2004 elections...

I think I spoke some of these phrases verbatim.

[Laelth]

119. What to do?

How about celebrate the fact that your lives might get better once the Federal Government returns to serving the people instead of the rich and the corporations? I have little sympathy for those who vote against their own interests, and even less sympathy for those who think Jesus was a Republican. Jesus was the most liberal man of his age, and a good number of his so-called followers have yet to recognize that fact.

The United States is a LIBERAL Country.

:dem:

-Laelth

[RamboLiberal]

122. I just in to some verbal jawing at my office

Receptionist thinking an online poll means McSame is close in NY State. Basically was doing a hands over ears when I tried to explain online polls are crap and being a politcal junkie and an internet junkie that I know what the hell I'm talking about.

And warehouse worker who thinks Obama's going to spread the wealth to those on welfare and is going to tax his measly salary. Oh they're going to tax those over $150,000 - yeah Joe the Truck driver you're really going to make $150,000 or $250,000 in the warehouse driving our delivery truck! Get f'in real! And that he had to be a Dem so he'd have any hope of getting a city job cause of the union(no he's not working for the city now).

I wish I could be rid of some of these idiots! If I didn't need the damn job!

[sampsonblk]

124. If they are that dumb, they deserve what they get - nt