What are you going to do with your share of Freeper's redistributed paychecks?

[onehandle]

[MNDemNY]

1. Whores.

[Connonym]

2. buy groceries

[cosmik debris]

3. Liquor, drugs, and whores. n/t

[mikeargo]

69. And the rest you'll waste foolishly

[motely36]

4. marriage is a new recruiting tool

we need all the help we can get. It's getting harder to recruit children to 'choose' gay!

[The Wielding Truth]

5. This is sooo funny! Lovesit,baby!

[Ozma]

6. LOL I voted "OTHER" because I'm going to ALL of those things!

There will be SO MUCH MONEY given to me by the rich people under Obama's redistribution of wealth, I can retire in style and
give my money to make sure all of those goals are met!!!! :sarcasm: :rofl:

[unpossibles]

7. half of it on sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll... and then just squander the rest somehow

:D

The ironic reality is, I'd bet the freepers will benefit even more from Obama's policies than we will.

[azmouse]

8. Buy lattes... lots and lots of lattes.

[asdjrocky]

9. Smoke pot, eat ho-ho's.

[deadmessengers]

10. Move to France. n/t

[onehandle]

12. I was just there. I highly recommend it.

Paris is the greatest city on earth.

[deadmessengers]

48. Was there 3 years ago

GREAT place, had a great time. I actually got to experience their healthcare system while I was there, as well - it just dwarfs ours in terms of efficiency and cost.

[Curtland1015]

11. Arugula salad, baby killing, I need a new Fridge... lessee here... and a new soap making machine.

So we can turn God fearing Republicans into soap.

[Blondiegrrl]

13. I'm donating all mine to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

The one true religion!

Ramen ...

[hlthe2b]

14. You mean after we round em all up, confiscate all property & guns

and banish 'em to one of the remaining red states, forever renamed "Freepmo?" :evilgrin:

Gee, I really don't know....LOL

[gkhouston]

15. Nothing. Freepers get paid in money with choo-choo trains on it. n/t

[Lumpsum]

54. .

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

16. All of the above, but I have to ask -

Is this after Sarah Palin redistributes the Alaska oil revenue from Big Oil to her fellow Alaskans, or before?

[JuniperLea]

17. I'm going to quit my job and live on it!

Those Freepers keep saying the money will go to people who don't pay taxes... so I'll quit my job and stop paying income taxes!

Yippity skippity! Free at last!

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

18. Over and above my own paycheck? I'm going to contribute to the weddings

of all of my friends who heretofore were unable to marry.

[Skittles]

19. buy some Twizzlers

yes INDEED

[Vilis Veritas]

20. I use it to pay for bridge...

[nomorewhopper]

21. WEED

[Blue_Tires]

22. burn churches and dismantle the military

[hughee99]

23. I'm going to do what they seem to hate most, spread it around. n/t

[racaulk]

24. Convert half of all good Christians to Islam. The other half to Atheism.

Then I'm gonna find a few good men to marry, have sex with a few farm animals, and convert a whole bunch of innocent, impressionable children to homosexuality.

I'm also gonna paint the White House pink and have it moved to the Castro district of San Francisco.

Next, I want to buy and stock several vending machines for condoms and birth control pills, and have them placed in every high school nationwide.

Then I'll lobby Congress for mandatory abortions every Friday, so all loose women can have fun on the weekends without worry.

Whatever I have left of their money will be spent on pot and crack cocaine.

I'm totally series.

[eShirl]

25. make war on Christmas

Santa is going DOWN

[W_HAMILTON]

26. Buy babies to eat.

And melt guns.

[JoePhilly]

27. Buy a piece of GUM ... the worst freepers are stone cold BROKE!!!!

[Juche]

28. Abortions, abortions, abortions

I'm going to start a door to door abortion business.

[carnie_sf]

29. Buy Freeper soap

and hand it out in the projects

[Teaser]

30. HOOKERS AND BLOW

.

[Jed Dilligan]

31. All of the above, plus

funneling it to Castro, Chavez, Kim Jong Il, Ahmedinejad, and Khadafy through my offshore bank accounts. Oh, and buying supplies to firebomb white churches.

[Mz Pip]

32. Remodel my basement

and buy a gun. :sarcasm:

[LynnTheDem]

33. Damn, I can't find the "All Of The Above" button.

[onehandle]

37. I did that on purpose. I'm enjoying the creative additions to the list. nt

[JaneQPublic]

34. Fund re-education camp for Rush Limbaugh. (nt)

[davidlynch]

35. Roger Doger--Project X Finally Paid Off! n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

36. Music lessons

So I can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

[iamahaingttta]

38. Abortions. Definitely abortions.

And lots of them.
As many abortions as I can get in 4 or 8 years.

Oh wait... I'm a dude!

[auburngrad82]

39. Buy a new and improved Spell Check program nt

[budkin]

40. Buy stock in the Socialist Company

[NatBurner]

41. i'm gonna gold-plate my cadillac

after i buy a cadillac, of course

[ronnykmarshall]

42. Buy lots of FRENCH wine!!!

[onehandle]

44. Amen! nt

[NoPasaran]

43. Fund fruit fly research

[avaistheone1]

45. Buy a Bentley and do lunch with Paris.

Not really.

:sarcasm:

[progressivebydesign]

46. Open a Freedom Pie Shop in the Reddest of States. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

47. I'm looking into buying a new Welfare Cadillac. I'm not sure which model

is the most ostentatious and likely to piss off wingnuts, though. Can anybody help?

[NatBurner]

61. the Snoop DeVille

It comes with your own personal Snoop sticking out of the sunroof-

Freepers'll HATE that

[Burma Jones]

49. Well, there won't be much there.......I don't think they're amongst our big earners y'know

Maybe have some Middle Eastern cuisine for Lunch.......

[Chulanowa]

59. Falafel for everyone?

[PVnRT]

50. Gay sex, drugs and abortions

[TheKentuckian]

51. Half on booze, whores, and weed

the other half on reeducation programs for all the poor souls afflicted with Republicanism.

[kenny blankenship]

52. Honestly, I don't think they can afford me

[Chulanowa]

53. I'm arming the gay agenda!

Throats WILL be rammed!

Bwahahahaha

[cliffordu]

55. buy das kapital by the bushel

[mmonk]

56. Calibrate voting machines the other way.

[Pryderi]

57. Donating it to "OBAMA 2012" campaign!

[dsomuah]

58. Nothing!! Freepers don't pay taxes

[Iterate]

60. So few freepers, so many needs

They're just going to have to work a lot more hours with no vacations, at least until they start forming unions.

With whatever is left over after liquor and socialist dues, I'll spend it on spreading software that makes their computers act funny sometimes. And balloons, lotsa balloons for us now. It's why they lost, not enough balloons.

[ThatsMyBarack]

62. Buy the skating competition dress of my dreams!:

:loveya: :loveya:

[workinclasszero]

63. A 12 months time for World of Warcraft, a years supply of Hot Pockets

booze and a new computer chair for the basement.

Thanks freeps! :rofl:

[gmoney]

64. Guns and pool tables...

what else?

[Motown_Johnny]

65. can't we use the guns we collect with the vans to enslave the white people and gay marry them to

children ?

[onehandle]

66. Yes We Can! nt

[Scampy]

67. pie for all of my commie friends!

[Motown_Johnny]

68. potato pie ?????? Sweet Potato Pie ?!?!?!?!?

[kcwayne]

70. Buying 2000 copies of "The God Delusion" to distribute to home schooled Christians

[ladyVet]

71. Well, you didn't have "All of the above",

so I voted "other". Then, I'm going to single-handedly win the war on Christmas.

Then, I'm going to retire to Hawaii with a smokin' hot cabana boy. See ya!

[Ignis]

72. "Spread the Wealth" to working classes and minorities.

Because, let's face it, that's what scares the Freepers the most!

:rofl:

[Vinca]

73. Buy bonbons and booze to enjoy while I lay around watching soap operas all day.

They're going to be slaves . . . right?:rofl:

[KathieG]

74. I would like to start up a low cost mobile spay/neuter van for republicans...

we need to stop unwanted republican breeding, and of course get them vaccinated for rabies. :D

[meow mix]

75. quitting my job and spending it all on drugs and dance partys

woot ty freepers.

[gemlake]

76. Start a soap factory