My covert, double-secret, closet racist sister-in-law just called and said "Did you go out and

[JohnMcCant2008]

vote for McCain yet? Hehehehehe".

She knows I am a way-liberal, independent Obama supporter.

She is delusional and is one of those Freepers who believe there is a secret army of McCain voters completely unaccounted for in the polls and projections.

So, I invited her to Obamapalooza here at my house tonight. I told her we were going to make lists of stuff Obama was going to take from them and give to us right before he starts gay-marrying the kids in public schools.


She hung up on me.

[lisa58]

1. lol - I did not see that coming - good for you

[Pirate Smile]

2. OK - that made me literally LOL.

[Faygo Kid]

3. Great job. My sympathies.

Where does your brother (her husband) stand?

[loyalkydem]

4. Great job

to steal someone's words "My friend."

[Stardust]

5. *Snort* U quick & funny guy!

[Tikki]

6. One time my Fundie brother called because he heard that the....

aerospace company Mr. Tikki worked for was laying-off workers.

When I told him Mr. Tikki's job was just fine...he hung up on me.

They are predictable if nothing else.


Tikki

[Lucky 13]

7. !

:rofl:

She didn't hang up on you. Her head exploded, cutting the call.

[eissa]

8. LOL @ gay marrying kids!

I'm definitely using that one on my repuke co-worker. She has this look of perpetual fear on her face. Everything seems to scare her, especially Obama these days. Reminds me of that "he's an Arab" whacko. These kind are the best ones to torment with this sort of thing :evilgrin:

[dkofos]

9. Good for you. Don't forget to send her the list!!

[coalition_unwilling]

10. ROTFLMAO. Tell your sister-in-law that the inauguration will be

presided over by Black Panthers carrying copies of Mao's Little Red Book :)

[genna]

11. I think this did her in: before he starts gay-marrying the kids in public schools

I know this scares heterosexuals silly. I have heard Rachel Maddow say, you can't catch the gay. But there are people out there who are honestly worried about if you have 'them' around that people will drop their sexual identity and do any damn thing because knowing gays is enough to get people to choose a gay lifestyle.


Seriously folks, I've never heard any gay person advocate rape as an alternative lifestyle. For that matter, I haven't heard any gays say they advocate coercion of any means either.

[Booster]

13. I had a discussion with a lady about Prop 8 in CA re: gay marriage.

She said, I shit you not, that "we have to stop gay marriage because our children will choose to marry a person of the same sex and we can't have that because there will be no future children". I actually laughed in her face. People are just plain stupid sometimes.

[rosesaylavee]

16. I don't know about that ... I got the gay the other day

at the public library. But it was gone by morning.

[noiretextatique]

22. on the contrary: straight women hit on me all the time

once they find out i'm a lesbian. i bet many of the most vicious gay-haters are closet cases, too afriad to act on their sinful feelings :evilgrin:

[TexasLady]

12. LMAO! Thanks, I needed that!

whew, tension breaking is always appreciated.

[trueblue2007]

14. GOOD FOR YOU .... she is a jerk.

[OwnedByFerrets]

15. LOLOLOL Best response ever!!!!

[melody]

17. you're my hero :) n/t

[AtomicKitten]

18. You were very polite in inviting her to Obamapalooza.

:patriot:
:party:

[Hepburn]

19. OMG....

...LMBO!!! :rofl:

[llmart]

20. Oh, man....

that's funny.

[progressoid]

21. snort - my RW (but not racist) sister-in-law called looking for a ride to the polls

She knew I was volunteering for BO campaign. Just her idea of making light of the situation. She knows that her guy (McCain) is going to be smashed here.

[mitchum]

23. Fuck her; I hope she soaks the pillow with bitter tears tonight

[MadrasT]

24. You ROCK, I'm series!!!1!

LOLz that was great! :hug:

[Festivito]

25. Your sister is kind of funny.

With all due respect.