OK---so if Obama is indeed the Anti-Christ, what's next?

[trumad]

I mean--how does it work. Does he order the Army to kill Christians? Jews? I simply don't know the sequence of events if the President is the true-anti-Christ?

[MNDemNY]

1. It starts with Taxing and spending.

:evilgrin:

[az chela]

16. Since this is a grimms fairy tale and has no validity who cares???

Barack is my knight in shining armour

[MNDemNY]

30. Trust me....

I think "Taxing and Spending" is a GOOD thing.Really! It works.

[dbonds]

2. Depends on which mythology you read.

[Wind Dancer]

21. LOL - Good one!

There are several versions! :shrug:

[PermanentRevolution]

3. Something about all of us being branded with his mark, or something like that

Not entirely sure.

[WindRiverMan]

6. A mirror-image B on our cheek??????

:shrug:

[Sebastian Doyle]

17. Didn't you know that the "O" logo was secretly a 666?

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=66278

[Whalestoe]

4. Christians should be jumping for joy if he was the anti-Christ.

Their god should be on his way soon.

[Lucky 13]

It's RAPTURE time!!!

Wooohooo!

[donco6]

5. He'll sacrifice a pig on the Temple altar in Jerusalem.

Of course, he'll have to bring down the Dome of the Rock first. And then have a Jewish Temple built. Being a "Muslim", this could be problematic.

[NoQuarter]

35. Exactly.

Muslim or Anti-Christ. Marxist or Socialist.

Make up your mind already!

Seriously.

[donco6]

40. Ha! You'd think they'd have thought this through a little.

I mean, this Armageddon stuff has been around since Hal Lindsey. How is a "Muslim" president supposed to destroy the second-holiest site in Islam? And then erect a Jewish Temple in it's place? I could easily see a whacko fundie "Christian" doing that - ala Palin.

[RedLetterRev]

37. I thought they said "muslin"

Dang... and I was so looking forward to those nice, 600-thread-count pillowcases in decorator colors.

[donco6]

41. I saw that. Muslin - fer chrissakes.

How do these people survive with just a brain stem?

[emdee]

7. It starts with many Republicans getting a raise in their food stamp allowances...

and welfare payments as they rail about people who don't work shouldn't eat.
They'll just continue the hypocrisy.

[Stardust]

8. LOL! When canvassing this weekend we had a kid peek around and

actually say that. I just had to laugh. If anyone's the antichrist, it has to be McCain or Palin.

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Well, first of all, the Rapture would have to happen before Obama gets to 270 electoral votes

Because every fundagelical doctrine says that the "man of perdition" shall not be revealed until the Great Beaming Up happens.

And if that's the case, I hope they get sucked up before they can vote for McCrazy and Moosealini.

[dave29]

10. like a game of chess or something

[Curtland1015]

11. From what I've read, the first step will be his Marxism goon squads...

...rounding up all the white Christians, who will be turned into soap. He will then disband the military (all of it), and force everyone to convert to being Muslim.

Something like that. Personally I wonder who these Marxist goon squad soldiers are. If there was some kind of sign up, I fell kinda bad that I was left out.

[Mabus]

13. Soap? I heard Soylent Green

:shrug: Damn, there goes dinner.

[ipfilter]

12. The Abomination of Desolation

And the Jews should flee to the mountains.

[dkofos]

14. Now we wait for 2012!!

AT least we get a competent anti-christ this time around!!

[WhollyHeretic]

15. Rounding up virgins? I'm not sure. While at work today I carved a pentagram into my forehead

with a paper clip, just to be safe.

[az chela]

19. LOL,thats hilarious

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. He appoints Spike Lee to a cabinet position

[booksenkatz]

20. Locusts. 'N stuff. NT

[Fresh_Start]

22. the beginning of armageddon

the final battle between good and evil

[louis-t]

23. WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!

:woohoo:

[Avalux]

24. All the fundies move to Alaska!

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

25. Joe the plumber gets the hot lead enema. Right after joementum.

[Sugar Smack]

26. Then let me be the first to say "whoops".

:evilgrin:

[backwoodsbob]

27. I guess

we swear allegiance to our new darklords and start partying? :hide:

[meow mix]

28. when do the zombies rise up, thats gonna be awsome!!1

fun times

[LisaLynne]

29. I KNOW!

My WHOLE LIFE has been about waiting for a zombie attack! I would hate to think I've wasted my time.

[meow mix]

34. wow you too?

i have dreams about it lol zombies always after me..
:loveya:

[LisaLynne]

38. OMG!!! I do, too!!!

Wow! I wonder what that means?!?!?! :loveya:

[donco6]

42. Get a Room - sheesh.

:)

[meow mix]

44. i guess we can count out being raptured..

we chould start up the first Zombie Elimination Service!


the other night i was running from some zombies..
(didnt have any kind of weapons handy at the moment and my dream superpowers seemed to be inactive)
and then i fell into a pit of quicksand and died, and then i became a zombie that was trapped forever. yikes!

[LisaLynne]

55. OH no!

That is a horrible dream! I think the last one I had, we non-zombies were just trying to live in peace with the other zombies, but sometimes, we had to whack one or two. :)

[Clio the Leo]

31. According to 1 John 2:18-19....

Which says...

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time. They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.


If that's not a reference to Lieberman, I dont know what is. :)

(And for the record, my comment has NOTHING to do with his religion and EVERYTHING to do with his weaselyness)

[LanternWaste]

32. Don't you read Chick tracts...?

Don't you read Chick tracts... they explain everything to you. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

33. Now we open hell and unleash our army of demons

Bwa ha ha ha !

[Why Syzygy]

36. He changes the words to the pledge of allegiance

is what I heard. Everyone knows God wrote the POA.

[DailyGrind51]

39. Uncle Christ?

[Jed Dilligan]

43. A beast with seven heads and ten horns, I think.

Someone blows a trumpet, there's a lot of blood. I hope the cgi is as good as in "Beowulf."

[fadedrose]

45. Well, the 7 good years are over and so it must be time for the antichrist..

Get ready for the 7 bad years...

Ya right

[luvs2sing]

46. Um...he breaks out the flying monkeys????

My best guess... :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

""

[8 track mind]

47. YOU PEOPLE HAVE IT ALL WRONG!!!

I just walked into the bathroom here at work, slipped and hit my head on the floor, and,.....and i had a great vision.........

Lo, the antichrist shall wage a war on ..............



Christmas. Yes, Christmas. Yes dark days shall reign upon the land when wal-mart greeters can only say happy holidays.

The great tribulation is near! Repent Repent!

[cynatnite]

48. He's going to sacrifice all the white virgins at his inauguration n/t

[Poseidan]

49. next is probably the anti-pro-christ

He's somewhat of a moderate.

[Alpharetta]

50. debauchery? I'm up for some debauchery n/t

[8 track mind]

52. Fresh Debauchery! Get yer hot fresh debauchery right here! n/t

[chowder66]

51. The first swift-boating campaign ever recorded.

"Anti-Christ" is just a Rovian-type smear tactic used in the beginning of time.

[Motown_Johnny]

53. I think gay marriage being accepted into our society is next.. Then gun violence is reduced

and then all the true believers are raptured away. I can hardly wait.

[conscious evolution]

54. Tail and horn implants start next week.

Of course,the community organizers get theirs first.You know,so they can organize the community.

With the war on christmas looming it shouldn't be long after that pitchforks and ouji boards are issued.

[carnie_sf]

56. Actually Bush was the antichrist nt

[TrogL]

57. I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST

I'm tired of all the usurpers.

The President cannot be the Anti-Christ. The Anti-Christ is supposed to overthrow governments.

Apparently I have succeeded.

Fall down and worship unless it means you'll get your pants dirty or you're having trouble with your knees.

[leeroysphitz]

58. One word: ZoMbies. n/t