I think I just shit my pants

[Joe the Revelator]

Man I'm nervous. I know this is a worthless thread, but MAN...I don't remember the last time I felt like this.

[Phoonzang]

1. Hey you're not alone. I'm so nervous, I was walking home and had to start running...

if you know what I mean. :(

[Yes We Did]

6. LMAO!

That makes two of us! :rofl: :hurts:

[Cosmic Charlie]

2. you turtled too long. that's what obsession does to you.

[apnu]

3. bit of advice: next time, don't tell anybody.

We can't smell you through the Internets...

:hide:

[Joe the Revelator]

5. I gotta tell it all man,

Honesty is a virtue

[olkaz]

24. No, you really don't.

Anyway.

[Joe the Revelator]

25. I feel better....this was a success

[Renew Deal]

4. You were probably wearing diapers the last time you felt like this.

Just my guess.

[jillan]

7. Here you go Wolsh - you can use this to clean yourself up:

[Joe the Revelator]

19. There is a plan

[4_Legs_Good]

8. I'm right there with you.

Might I suggest you move the TV in front of the toilet?

David

[RedSpartan]

9. See here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7754650&mesg_id=7754650

[Joe the Revelator]

22. Its amazing what that picture can do

Whoever created that is a goddamn genius.

[Smuckies]

10. My stomach hurts from nervousness.

[KathieG]

11. It will be ok. Here ya go...

[DainBramaged]

12. We got this everything is gonna be all right

Tonight's the night the world begins again.

[Cosmic Charlie]

13. you need astronaut pants

[ChiciB1]

14. My Daughter Just Replaced Me As A Poll Watcher Down Here In

Sarasota, FL and told me that 538.com has a prediction of 98.1% that Obama WINS!

I'm going to check it out soon, but I will tell you that down here things are looking GOOD for Obama. Looking good in this very Ruby Red County is phenomenal! I posted this at another thread, but we have ALL the precincts covered by poll watchers and most have lawyers too!! The "Greeter" outside the precinct told me he's getting LOTS of thumbs-up!!

If this place goes blue, AND IT IS CLOSE, Obama's IN!!!

[D-Sooner]

15. I'm so nervous my teeth are chattering

Man, I'm ready for those returns! Gobama!

[berni_mccoy]

16. I've got heartburn right now....really bad heartburn.

[rasputin1952]

17. The only ones who are going to shit their pants ard RW'ers...

collectively, it should sound like a nationwide sonic boom!

:D

[Robeson]

18. Well, you know what they say happens as you get older...

...you can't trust a fart.

[salguine]

20. Under a McCain administration, everyone would get free Depends™.

[Naturyl]

21. This reminds me of a cable access talk show I watched once

Some guy called the host and said "I've got something to tell you guys." When the host asked what, the caller shouted "I just shit my pants!"

[Joe the Revelator]

23. HA!

Thats awesome

[Rosa Luxemburg]

26. I just poured coffee into the back of the coffee maker!

I'm on my way out again to the polling place with dry clothes!

[Ozma]

27. Are you married or single.... man or woman?

Probably on your wedding day.