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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:31 PM
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I saw this message on TPM. I thought you might enjoy it.
Nevar Says:
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The idiocy is everywhere.
I just got back from the post office, picking up my mail.
A woman walked up to the counter, and exclaimed in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear: “My husband just heard on the radio this morning that Barack Obama isn’t even a US citizen, he was born in Kenya, how can he run for President? It’s going to the Supreme Court!”
As she walked past me I asked her “Where did you say he was born?”
She looked a little hesitant, then said “Kenya, it’s going to the Supreme Court!”
I pulled my notebook out of my pocket and asked her “What is your name?”
She turned a little pale, and said “Why?”
I replied “It’s illegal to spread patently false rumors about political candidates on election day in a federal facility.”
She turned totally white and bolted out the door.
I walked outside and acted like I was taking down her license plate number.
I’m so bad...

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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:32 PM
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1. Bwhahaha! Bravo!
:applause:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:33 PM
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2. ***
:spray: :rofl:
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:33 PM
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3. A thing of beauty!
LOL!
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:33 PM
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4. Now that is totally awesome.Wish i could have seen it
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:33 PM
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5. hahaha. I wish I could think that fast. She's probably
hiding under her bed with all the lights out right now.
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AuntPatsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:34 PM
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6. Oh wow, I love it.....I bet she closed all her blinds when she rushed home...
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:34 PM
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7. How do these people survive?
:rofl:

:toast:
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firedupdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:35 PM
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8. Good for you! I hate these idiots! n/t
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:36 PM
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9. That's a cute story!!
Was she related to the "crazy McCain rally lady"? :rofl:
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crazy_vanilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:36 PM
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10. Bravo to you!
:yourock:
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:38 PM
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11. Barack Obama= American Wake Up Call
He's going to save this country, including the bigots.
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noiretextatique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:41 PM
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12. love it
:rofl: that was great!
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noiretextatique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:41 PM
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13. love it
:rofl: that was great!
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-08 06:44 PM
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14. Pretty funny
ty for the belly laugh
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