I'm Feeling Inspired to Post...

[Kurovski]

a panicky, incomprehensible, single-sentence post!!!

[fed_up_mother]

1. You did great. :)

[Kurovski]

2. How can you be sure??!!

OMG.

[Coexist]

3. nice post, hitler

[Kurovski]

4. Gaaahhhh!

Gnarble!!

[scarletwoman]

5. Sorry, didn't seem all that panicky to me. Nor incomprehensible.

You're just too smart and too handsome to really pull it off.

:*
sw

[here_is_to_hope]

7. Just like most of us! n/t

[Kurovski]

8. Florida's numbers are looking transposed with Indiana's 1% now reporting!!

Rachel Maddow! The other one!

[scarletwoman]

11. Much better. Now I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Good job!

[Kurovski]

15. The hockey moms must be taking in the shift in society's tension with Europe's problem

and Canada's changes in the temperature on average as reported in that movie from the sight of the hologram exchanging other shifts in age demographics as revealed from the set that looks really cool but Grant Park.

[Laurab]

22. OMG you gave me a headache with that one!

and this thread deserves WAY more recs.

[scarletwoman]

31. Well, when you factor in the zeitgeist of current perceptions and the collective perspective of the

operational paradigm -- never forgetting, of course, the overarching penumdra of chaos -- it's quite clear that all the foreshadowing in the world merely amounts to fractal illusions.

I trust I have made myself clear.

sw

[Kurovski]

33. That's elitist liberal talk!! Euro-socialistic-cafe-get me laid-chatter.

GOOD! You keep that up for the next CENTURY! Do you hear me?!

And Phyllis Schlafly, Get USED to it...THIS IS YOUR LIFE from here on out!

[scarletwoman]

37. Don't worry, I'll keep it up. It's always been one of my talents.

And maybe if Phyllis got laid, she'd be a better person.

:hug:
sw

[Kurovski]

41. Oh, and by the way...

That "pull it off" crack did not go over my head.

[scarletwoman]

47. I knew it wouldn't. I just figured it would take awhile for you to reply -- what with

having only one hand free...

[Kurovski]

50. Since I'm in public--

all that hand is doing is smoothing my modest-length plaid skirt so as to keep mashers and roustabouts at bay.

[scarletwoman]

54. Okay. I'm not going to touch that.

:D

[wellstone dem]

6. Thanks a lot, now I feel worse.

[Kurovski]

9. EEEEHHHHH!

Here, :hug: I mean, no, here :spank:


NO NO NO NO NO! OMG. Fire MSNBC!

[Laurab]

10. Damn you, you beat me to it

but a hundred people (at minimum) beat YOU to it!

I'm nervous.

Shut up, Joe.

Okay, that's IT I'm switching channels.

Can you REALLY wear a "refresh" button out?

Why hasn't Obama won yet?

I'll be right back, the dogs have to go out. Let me know if he wins while I'm gone.


Oh cool, Ken Blackwell is on right now. That Pillar of society.

Can you chill the hell out already?

There, I got a few out......maybe more to come!

[Kurovski]

17. AHHHHrrRRRR!!!

GGGNNSSSHHH!!!!

ARE YOU INSANE!?

We can't take EVEN ONE MORE YEAR of President George W. Cornstool's policies!!! FLSHHPPPP-fffTTT!!

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

[Kaleko]

12. I feel compelled to recommend it!!!

[Laurab]

13. I think I will, too.

After all, I'm self-proclaimed President of the Kurovski fan club!

[Kaleko]

16. We're both possessed.

By what, I do not know but I like it.

[Laurab]

20. I think he put a spell on me - or something like that.

But I like it, too!

[Kurovski]

18. You're my press-secretary!

No, you're my sister!

You're my press-secretary!

No, you're my sister!

You're my press-secretary!

Etc,

[Laurab]

28. I'm not your sister !

I'm your Fan Club President. I just made that up today, as my occupation.

[Kurovski]

30. Hurry! Get out there and drive someone to the polls!

Right fucking now!!!

[Laurab]

34. OK, I'll take my dogs !!

Don't you dare tell me to take my cats though, I KNOW they'd get away.

ELIZABETH DOLE JUST OFFICIALLY LOST!

[Kurovski]

40. Like I said on another thread...

"Double-up on the Viagra Bob, 'cuz mama's comin' home to stay!"

[Laurab]

44. Well I got a can of pop instead.

Coffee makes me nervous sometimes, and my dogs weren't behaving.

[Kurovski]

43. Did you sign your dogs up with ACORN?

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SIGN UP YOUR DOGS TO VOTE!??!!!

[Laurab]

48. Dupe - so pretend this one isn't here.

[Laurab]

49. Stop ASS uming - especially when you're wrong.

Of COURSE I signed them up with ACORN - the cats and birds, too!

[Laurab]

14. Stupid damn commercials - what if he wins RIGHT NOW? NT

[Kurovski]

19. What, do you KNOW SOMETHING?!!!

Tell ME!!

[Laurab]

25. I don't know ANYTHING -

he might have WON, but who would know? DAMN, DAMN, COMMERCIALS!

[Kurovski]

21. Did he win yet?

[Kurovski]

32. NOW? Did he win NOW!??!!

What in the HELL IS HE WAITING FOR??!!

Shit or get off the pot!!

[blondeatlast]

23. You forgot the Pat Buchanan quote. Do it correctly or spare the bandwidth, dammit.

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

29. It's a Liberal Era!

Cover your buttholes, here come the Liberals!! AIIIEEEEE!!!

[Canuckistanian]

24. I couldn't agree more

hsjjjskkdl

[Kurovski]

27. FINALLY!!

WHAT does it TAKE, for crisakes??!! I'm just rounding up my eggs! FOX! Map! 8:00 pm!

[Canuckistanian]

58. Man, my hovercraft is full of eels. Please advise. n/t

[Kurovski]

59. PANIC! Panic NOW.

Then light up a grill or bonfire, fly over at a 45 degree angle wearing aluminum pants until the eels fall into the flames.

Remove from flames. Garnish with Canadian pennies and a side of garlic aioli and curly fries.

Serves 4-6, or 8-12 as an appetizer.

[Laurab]

26. JOE BIDEN WON!!!!!

His Senate seat. When will we KNOW something?

[No Elephants]

39. It's after 8:30 p.m. Why can't Obama close the deal?

[Kurovski]

42. This would never have happened if he had chosen Hillary!

OMG.

[Laurab]

45. DAMMIT I don't know. I think it's Kurovski's fault! n/t

[Kurovski]

56. I just checked out the latest page

and I think we calmed things down.

Good job!

[Laurab]

60. But I didn't even have a fainting spell yet.

And Tweety just said (or maybe it was someone else) that we'd know nothing until after 11.

I'll be watching Stewart/Colbert at 10, so maybe I'll make it!

I think Obama just won - they called Ohio for him and YOU DID IT!!!

[Kurovski]

61. Wetzelbill gave him his electors.

It's Wetzelbill what did it. :patriot:

[Laurab]

67. Wetzelbill/Kurovski was what did it!

:party:

:toast:

:bounce:

:loveya:

:hug:

:grouphug:

:applause:

:patriot:


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugar Smack]

35. I'm going to be posting my blood pressure every 5 minutes

with a detailed explanation as to what's changed from one minute to the next and why.:P

[Kurovski]

38. Give us a CONTACT NUMBER!!!

How will we SAVE YOU??!

Quick, eat a banana!! Potassium! ANYTHING WITH POTASSIUM, EAT IT NOW!!!

[Swamp Rat]

36. Geauxbama!!!

:hug:

[Kurovski]

53. Get there now, Obama!

:hug:

[Laurab]

46. Why doesn't this have more recs?

I'm sharing all my important thoughts and actions on this thread.

[Kurovski]

62. Because people are too panicked to locate the proper device for recommending a thread

[EFerrari]

51. David Axelrod is the most handsome, eloquent, magnetic man I'VE EVER SEEN.

(That's mine.)

[Kurovski]

52. the name alone lends a titillating touch of tubular tumescence.

"Axelrod". Surely there must be a bar around your neck of the woods with a name such as that?

[scarletwoman]

55. Man, you're easy.

That's what I love about you.

:*
sw

[Kurovski]

57. Cheap, too.

[Moochy]

63. ROFL PANCAKES

from http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html :)

[Kurovski]

64. Eat the rich! Start at their pancakes.

Art is calming and enriches the soul. Especially that portrait of Mona Lisa as queen of the nit wits.

[Kurovski]

65. Well, it looks like we can at last use the word "president"

in a non-ironic manner. :thumbsup:

[Kurovski]

66. Just twenty more panic-filled minutes left,

or so I hear.

What could possibly go wrong?

[b2b55]

68. YIFFY!