Watching Obama's speech, I keep waiting for him to say...

[Writer]

"I AM NOT THE HERO YOU DESERVE; I AM THE HERO YOU NEED...

ER, I MEAN, I AM NOT THE HERO YOU NEED; I AM THE HERO YOU DESERVE...

WAIT - I THINK I MEANT: I AM THE HERO YOU THOUGHT YOU NEEDED BUT YOU REALLY DESERVE...

WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. I AM THE BATMAN. ARREST ME."

[babylonsister]

1. Too bad. nt

[Writer]

2. ...

:P

[blogslut]

3. He gave a brilliant speech

n/t

[uppityperson]

4. I kept waiting to Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do

for your country. But that has been done already, so his variation worked.

[ashling]

5. You are drunk

Go to bed!
:rofl: