For all us GODLESS AMERICANS!!!11!!, this feels SO goooooooood!

[NorthernSpy]

:woohoo:

[SlingBlade]

1. God Bless all of us Godless Americans

What a day.

[Alcibiades]

2. Atheist fist jab time

:toast: :bounce: :yourock: :woohoo: :patriot:

[northofdenali]

3. Hey! What about us elitists, eh? n/t

[Arugula Latte]

10. I don't want to brag, but I'm an atheist AND an elitist.

[pipi_k]

13. Still on the fence here....

Pagan?

Heathen?


Agnostic?

Mongrel Atheist?



Anyway, I'm sure I would still piss off the religious crazies...

either too many, or too few, Gods for their tastes....


:7

[onager]

4. Suck it, Jesus!

...to quote a great comedienne.

:rofl:

Not to pick on Xianity. I'd also like to extend that "suck it" to all deities/hemi-semi-deities/prophets etc. You're welcome.

I'm really hoping the Office of Faith-Based Initiatives goes right where it belongs--in the shitcan of American history. All of the Buybull-thumpers currenly stinking up the White House can go get real jobs.

Maybe they can become missionaries in Prague! I visited Prague not long ago, and was amazed to discover American missionaries marketing Jesus there. That is one tough sell. Unlike their scam in third-world countries, the missionaires can't offer the Czechs medical care or education. The Czechs are on the horrible socialized-med EU plan, and for education...well, I counted a huge bookstore on almost every street. The Czechs are also still pissed about their church leaders blatantly collaborating with the Communists for about 50 years.

So they're forced to pimp Jesus strictly on the merits.

Epic Fail!

But if they go to Prague, maybe they can try to convert Alika...

http://www.pragueescorts.org/Alika.html

[demokatgurrl]

5. Unfortunately, I wouldn't count on the demise of

"faith based initiatives".
I could be wrong but Obama may just be Christian enough to thing they are a good idea.
But maybe he'll prove me wrong and let the Constitution trump those "good intentions".

[starroute]

8. Obama's community organizer side favors the faith-based initiatives

But you can bet he'll make sure they'll actually perform the functions for which they were nominally intended rather than being used as a slush fund for pro-Republican churches.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. I'm hoping he does a thorough forensic audit of the *current* programs first ...

"If everything checks out honestly, we'll leave things as they are." Of course, they won't; the abuses that turn up will be all the necessary justification for letting the OFBI "wither on the vine", to use a favorite neocon phrase.

[Ladyhawk]

6. Thank GOD I'm an atheist! :) :) :) :) :) :)

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[pnorman]

7. I'm Jesus H. Christ and I approve this message.

n/t

pnorman

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I believe in God and I have no need to force you to do so as well.

This drives fundies nuts.

OPA, atheists! :hug:

[Creationismsucks]

12. Absolutely

Congrats everyone. This was a victory for reasonable people everywhere.