I have some bad news for Joe Biden

[mrgorth]

Dear Joe,

Congratulations Mr. Vice President. As a fellow mick from the Philly area I'm particularly proud of your accomplishment and I certainly wouldn't want to distract you from your numerous tasks at hand. That said, I am in love with Jill and have every intention of making her mine. Oh yes, yes I do. You think you can parade her pretty little blondness up there and not risk losing her. I'm sorry but that's not the case. I will make her mine and she will be Mrs. mrgorth and although I am morally against adultery, I assure you that I would eat a vat of worms for one sweet hour with the beautiful Jill. Anyway, I thought it was my patriotic duty to inform you of my intentions. Congratulations again and good luck.

;););)

[Lerkfish]

1. um...ok, I'm going to label this one a bit creepy.

meant to be funny, I know, but ended up more than a bit cringy

[seabeyond]

2. i think it is cute. lol. and of course being a dem a certain amount of honor

stating his intention so respectfully to biden

[Lerkfish]

3. well, I could be wrong. if it comes across as cute, then good.

[mrgorth]

4. lol

No, I just like her type. Just playing around.

[grantcart]

19. "if it ain't a little creepy its not DU"

[Arugula Latte]

21. DU -- Now with More Creepiness and Omega 3 Oils

;)

[galaxy21]

5. Jill is beautiful

She has to be one of the best looking 'ladies of a certain age' that I've ever seen.

[Enthusiast]

6. She has that "something". nt

[flygal]

7. My husband doesn't watch tv and he hadn't seen her until last night

and said "we're getting babes in the White House" :rofl: I didn't mention the aching in my loins for Joe :rofl:

[galaxy21]

9. She's not had any bad press whatsoever

Even the republicans had a hard time coming up with anything negative about her.

[politicasista]

11. A breath of fresh air from Evillynne n/t

[ShortnFiery]

8. Very droll.

;)

[jimmybama]

10. Alright

The I'd eat a bucket of shit for one sweet hour.... Sir, or
maam, you are a sick fuck!!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. This thread is fucking useless without pictures! (nt)

[Kajsa]

13. Here ya go--

:)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

14. Erm...OK...I can see your passion for Jill Biden is intense

But I would have to classify this as the weirdest, most bizarre crush post I have ever read on DU:)

She is stunningly attractive though. I'll give you that

[seemunkee]

15. Looks like an uphill battle

Sweet picture

[galaxy21]

16. She was even more stunning was she was younger

[lame54]

17. You will have plenty of opportunity to steal her...

since he will be busy "running the senate"

:sarcasm:

[rucky]

18. I saw her on TV last night...

and she was totally checking you out.

[Arugula Latte]

20. Her friend told me that Jill told her that she thinks mrgorth is "cute."

[LynneSin]

22. Do you know she's actually 2 years older than Cindy McCain - but 2000% prettier

When I saw Cindy McCain last night I swore we could have played quarters off of her foreheard.

BTW, you should have seen Jill Biden Monday night at the rally in South Philly. She was wearing a Phillies sweatshirt and was absolutely tickled pink when Jimmy Rollins of the Phillies introduced her.