Things to listen for in the next several months.....

[Roland99]

"I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States..."

"In the news today, President Obama called on Americans to..."

"The Obama administration says it's tackling the issue aggressively..."

"Republicans condemned/accused/attacked President Obama today..."

"The House and Senate have passed, and President Obama signed, sweeping legislation..."

"The first question of this and all future press conferences will go to Helen Thomas. Go ahead, Helen." "Thank you, Mr. President..."

"President Obama's cabinet picks have been hailed as smart, shrewd, and diverse..."

"For the first time in years, polling shows that Americans feel like the country is on the right track again..."

"President Obama, with the backing of General Petraeus and the Iraqi government, announced significant troop reductions this week..."

"Once again, the Republican effort to mount a filibuster failed miserably..."

"After two weeks on the job, Republicans called for Obama's impeachment today, and were literally laughed out of the chamber..."

"OPEC panics as Obama White House announces massive alternative energy push..."

"You're watching Alaska Cable Access Channel 2. Welcome to Hockey Talk with your host, Sarah Palin..."


(collected from a comment off of MarketWatch)

:)

[RevolutionStartsNow]

1. Thanks, that made me feel good!

Let's get on with it!

[avaistheone1]

From your lips to God's ears.

[paparush]

2. "Rush Limbaugh was found comatose in his apartment today, naked, covered in Spider Monkey bites,

clutching a fistful of Oxycontin, amidst hundreds of photos of naked boys."

I can dream, can't I?
:-)

[Roland99]

3. eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

:)