I'm now in the mood to gloat... where's Joe the Phuckin' Plumber?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

Where's Yukon Barbie? I just logged on for the day... any good threads out there?

I was in shock last night and didn't want any negativity to kill my buzz. Perhaps was even feeling a bit magnanimous. Guess I've entered a new phase. }(

[cjsmom44]

1. DOWN THE DRAIN....

Joe the Plumber has been formally flushed....

[WorseBeforeBetter]

8. That's begging for a Photoshop. (n/t)

[FSogol]

2. Getting a traffic ticket? n/t

[WorseBeforeBetter]

9. And not signing recording or book deals, I hope.

Screw that fraud.

[KamaAina]

3. At night school trying to get his plumbing license?

:shrug:

[WorseBeforeBetter]

12. Who knows... he probably thinks some FUX commentator gig will come through.

Which wouldn't really surprise me if it did.

[KamaAina]

13. Or he could be the bandleader on "The Sarah Palin Program".

He's bald, just like Paul Shaffer!

[liberal N proud]

4. I stopped by my pet Republicans office today

He wasn't there. Took the day off, I guess to drown his sorrows.

[godai]

5. Probably cleaning out septic tanks, as usual. n/t

[dennis4868]

6. running away...

from the tax man....

[shadowknows69]

7. They were both sent a card from the GOP saying: 15 minutes expired, thanks for your time.

[edbermac]

10. At his local hospital emergency room.

Last night, 63 million Americans grabbed his plunger and shoved it up his...

:hurts:

[WorseBeforeBetter]

15. LOL... yeah, that's the kinda mood I'm in all of a sudden.

Like the seven stages of grief, I guess there's a seven stages of victory. I'm probably on #3.

[DevonRex]

11. Hopefully he's plunging somebody's stopped up toilet today. nt

[WorseBeforeBetter]

18. Perhaps Elizabeth Dole's.

For attempting the religion-as-a-weapon crap. Good riddance, Liddy!

[Ganja Ninja]

14. He's opening a new business as Joe the Porta-John pumper.

Joe knows his shit.

[surrealAmerican]

16. Who?

I don't know of anybody important who answers that description.

[Epiales]

17. Seeing as how they are the "Johnny Did It!" party,

he's busy fuming at how Ashley Todd and Sarah Palin screwed him over.