The Ballad of Sarah Palin ("Wasilla Hillbillies" Theme)

[Zomby Woof]

Come and listen to a story about a woman named Sarah
An ex-beauty queen, her screechy voice I really dread,
Then one day she was shootin' at some moose,
And up through her mouth burblin' somethin' really rude.

Oil that is. Drill, baby, drill. You betcha!

Well, as you all know, Sarah's head is full of air
Smart folk said, "How'd she get elected up there?"
McCain said, "Vice Presidency is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the plane and went on a spendin' spree.

Donor money, that is. Saks. Neiman-Marcus.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Sarah, Todd, and kids
And they would like to thank you folksy fools for tryin' to vote her in.
You're all invited back again to Sean Hannity
To have a heapin' helpin' of 2012 inanity.

Wasillabilly that is. Helicopter shoot, knock some wolves off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Thanks, but no thanks!



--ZW

[VolcanoJen]

1. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Genius, Zomby. Pure Genius!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

2. I think I should email it to Stephanie Miller

:D

[VolcanoJen]

4. Ummm, totally.

They'd get all OVER that!!!

By the way, started a little thread about it... but be sure to check out PalinAsPresident today. And be sure you're speakers are turned up.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

[DeepBlueDem]

3. OMG!! LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[treestar]

5. Applause!

:rofl:

[nini]

6. LOL

:rofl:

excellent

[Zomby Woof]

7. I just emailed it to Steph!

:D

[nini]

10. copyrights!! haha

it was perfect.


:D

[Kukesa]

8. Poifect! Absolutely poifect! Thanx, Mr. Woof. n/t

[KsStorm]

9. LMFAO!!!

That was awesome!!! :toast: :yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nini]

11. kick

too funny to be missed

[Eyes_wide_ open]

12. great job