OMG, LOL!!! Palin on 2012

[SallyMander]

(I am pretty sure Tina Fey wrote this...)

(CNN) -- Hours after John McCain and Sarah Palin conceded defeat to Barack Obama, the Alaska governor told CNN she can't imagine running for the top job herself in 2012.

"Right now I cannot even imagine running for national office in 2012," she told CNN's Dana Bash. "When I say that, of course, coming on the heels of an outcome that I did not anticipate and had not hoped for. But this being a chapter now that is closed and realizing that it is a time to unite and all Americans need to get together and help with this new administration being ushered in."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

[Cary]

1. That's kind of gracious, if. . .

it means what I think it means.

Can't someone teach her how to construct a full sentence?

[lapfog_1]

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[Bolo Boffin]

2. White Oprah, here she comes!

Actually, since Palin bounced Daddy from the governorship, she's probably got her eye on Senator Lisa in 2010. Sneaky, sneaky that Gov. Palin. Of course Senator is a statewide race, but it would draw lots of national attention.