Now that we've won, a few things we should do

[Blue Meany]

1) Rename every bill proposed by a Republican Congress critter the "Pedophile Support Act #_."

2) Force Republican Congress critters to hold their hearings in closets and bathrooms.

3) Implement Obama's tax cuts only for non-Republicans, Republicans don't believe they'll be getting them anyway and 95% of them will be relieved not to have their taxes raised.

4) Remove the voting rights of those with an income over $250,000 who owe back taxes.

5) Make it a requisite for every candidate for federal elected office to have worked for two years in local community service, or as
a community organizer. Two years of service in the armed forces during wartime can be substituted for this requirement.

Please add your own thought to this list