Now, If Asked Politely, Will John McCain Tell Obama How To Catch Bin Laden?

[jberryhill]

Since McCain has known how to catch Osama Bin Laden for quite some time now, is he going to keep it to himself, or are we going to have to waterboard it out of him?

[rateyes]

1. I vote for waterboard.

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

2. McCain's plan is to hold Whitney Houston hostage until Obama surrenders.

Which beats my plan, which was to send him back stage passes to see Ozzy Osbourne.

[KathieG]

3. We may have to waterboard him to get that information.

[latebloomer]

4. Yeah, I loved that!

"I know how to catch Bin Laden."

"I know how to fix the economy."

Well, HOW??

[treestar]

5. Nah, he's not going to tell any of us

He was only going to do it if elected!

:rofl: at McLame

[thunder rising]

6. This is a secret J McCain will take to the grave. Torture all you want and he'll still deny it!!

[iamahaingttta]

7. I couldn't frikkin' believe it...

...when he said that at the debate!
I yelled at the TV "Well why haven't you gotten him, then, you asshole!?!?!"
That's a habit that I may be able to break now.

[TomInTib]

8. I think he should volunteer to go get him, alone.

Maybe the PencilDick-in-Chief could help him smoke Osama out.

[TomInTib]

9. I think he should volunteer to go get him, alone.

Maybe the PencilDick-in-Chief could help him smoke Osama out.

[TexasObserver]

10. No, but he will tell Joe the Plumber wannabe.