What Should We Do Today, Camrades?

[rucky]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[gblady]

1. Eat pie!

nt

[TheCoxwain]

2. OTHER :Kick your ass!!!

Now isn't the time to mock Republicans ...


We mock them when they are in power and doing stupid things..

[marions ghost]

10. mocking them for mocking us....

is not allowed now? :crazy:

[Lilith Velkor]

21. Any time is the right time for a purge

We must be ever vigilant against counter-revolutionary thinking.

[rucky]

3. I've already had like 8 abortions today.

[Swamp Rat]

4. Turn people gay!!!

What fun we will have!

[Fresh_Start]

5. close all the Churches and open up Mosques instead

and send out a dummies guide on how to worship Allah.

[NoPasaran]

6. Rename Washington DC "Obamagrad"

[Ken Burch]

47. ...Don't you mean, "Obamabad"?

Since he's our first Muslim president and all?

[Arugula Latte]

7. Mmmmm! Lattes!

:9

I want an arugula-flavored one!

[skooooo]

8. I thought we'd already agreed to start confiscating guns...

:shrug:

[Bucky]

9. I have already started socializing healthcare--I gave one of my students a bandaid today

I forgot to make him stand in line for five hours first, but I'm still new at this.

[alsame]

11. I'm busy pallin' around with terrorists.

[Jed Dilligan]

12. Outlaw the white race and the English language.

[treestar]

16. We should give amnety to the illegal aliens and all other languages

[rucky]

24. That's right. If they want to utter Jesus' name...

they'll have to say it in Spanish.

[Arugula Latte]

29. or better yet ... Arabic!

:bounce:

[jillan]

13. I think I'll just put on my Birkenstocks and go hug a tree.

[rucky]

17. don't forget to not shave your armpits!

:hi:

[Greyskye]

14. Same thing we do every day, Pinko. Try and take over the World!

Pinko and the Brain
They're Pinko and the Brain
Yes, Pinko and the Brain
One is a genius, the other's insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinko and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world

They're Pinko and the Brain
Yes, Pinko and the Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky.
They're Pinko and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!






:hide:

[jakefrep]

15. Other - nationalize Fox News and rename it "Pravda TV"

[ogneopasno]

18. Embrace correct spelling for starters.

:p

[eshfemme]

19. Let's ruin marriage for everyone by allowing gays to marry

:evilgrin:

I'm still WTFing over Prop 8-- WTF gay bashers? I for one think that allowing gay marriage would actually improve the divorce rate so that it's not 50% anymore. WTF?!? This makes me want to be even more of a spoiler for those who claim that marriage is only between a man and a woman. If it bothers that much, I want them bothered forevermore.

[kwolf68]

20. I went with General Godlesness

All kinds of options with that one.

[Jed Dilligan]

23. I think it's fun that just walking around not believing in God

is enough to offend some people.

[Arugula Latte]

30. I do that every day of my life.

:)

[Candie Date]

22. Learn to spell

Comrades.

:shrug:

[blondeatlast]

25. Ritually sacrifice only the loveliest of the Heritage Foundation interns (m/f--we're

equal opportunity heathens, you know).

[ladyVet]

26. General godlessness.

Already got a start on that one, saves precious time.

[jxnmsdemguy65]

27. promulgate an executive order...

banning NASCAR!!!

[Dr Fate]

28. Let's make all cops smoke hash and listen to Jimi Hendrix. n/t

n/t

[TBF]

32. Why do cops get to have all the fun?

[enuegii]

31. I voted "Other" because...

there was no "All of the above" option.

[Bobbie Jo]

33. I'm getting fitted for my new Socialist uniform/workwear

[jazzjunkysue]

34. Start painting all the airport signs USC:

United States of Cuba.
Or, China.

Noodle, anyone?

[jazzjunkysue]

35. Comfiscate all the trucks, baseballs, and apple pies.

[rucky]

37. And send them to Cuba

[surrealAmerican]

36. There's so much that needs to get done.

We should divide the tasks so we won't leave anything out. Maybe I'll start by changing the national anthem, then burn a few flags.

[Honeycombe8]

38. Why can't we do all of these at once? And bomb some bldgs, too! nt

[QueenOfCalifornia]

39. DUzy

thread.

JeffR - This is Duzy material.

Also - I am having several abortions this month to celebrate.

I will kill some puppies and eat raw baby harp seals too.

Borscht for the little people!

[TheKentuckian]

40. Look guys I need help here

I can't rename all of these Ronald Reagan buildings, ships, and airports for Jeremiah Wright all by my self. Its a lot more labor than I expected.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

41. Marathon recreational sex, WITH birth control! (n/t)

[IDemo]

42. Memorize "The Communist Manifesto" in Arabic

Muslin Marxists unite!

[stillcool]

43. oh wow...free abortions?

I am so there!! Do I need a ticket, or do they let anyone in?

[mtnsnake]

44. I love this poll!

:evilgrin: :thumbsup:

[Danger Mouse]

45. I want to infect people with The Gay. I like the look of fundie faces twisting in fear.

[Christian30]

46. I wish...

I could have chosen more than one - Like have a latte, during an abortion while my recently converted gay boyfriend knits a welcome mat for jihadists.

[Ken Burch]

48. ...and you've been given a grant for the whole thing from George Soros.

n/t.

[Barack_America]

49. Other: Open up the borders and let everybody in!

And place a 10,000% tax on ammunition and confiscate church donations to pay for the housing, medical and luxury sedans (foreign-made and with custom rims, of course) for each and every immigrant!