Hannity.com: Is Obama Rightful Winner?

[Bob Geiger]

OK, gang, it's no surprise to anyone outside of Fox News' troglodytic core viewership that Sean Hannity is to intellectual honesty what George W. Bush is to presidential integrity, but I sometimes still torment myself by going to Hannity's web site to see what crap he's pushing to his followers on a given day.

His little online polls are often good for a laugh -- or a good shot of disgust to keep you going during campaign season -- so for some reason I wandered over to Hannity.com this evening to see what he was asking his single-digit-IQ fans about in the wake of President-elect Barack Obama's historic ascension to the White House.

Are you ready? Here's what Hannity asked in today's online poll: "With ACORN fraud, military ballots missing, and people voting more than once, do you believe that Obama would have won this election without all those situations?"

Nope, I'm not kidding. Have a look:



There's not much point in breaking down the sheer idiocy in any right-winger even having the nerve to question voting integrity, given their support of GOP-sponsored stolen elections or the fact that there was no link between the Obama campaign and ACORN… Or the fact that any ACORN issues had to do with voters registered, and not those actually being allowed to vote. Or that Obama blew McCain away in total electoral votes by a huge margin and won the popular vote by well over 7 million votes.

But then, over 80 percent of respondents to Hannity's ridiculous polls also believed two weeks ago that all the pollsters were wrong about Obama's big lead over McCain:



On a day when America is celebrating a new beginning and a historic election that has us feeling hopeful and the rest of the world looking at us in an entirely new light, Hannity chooses to imagine foul play, smear the rightful winner and act like the big crybaby we've always known the Republicans to be.

So there you have it… Among life's certainties, there's death, taxes… and Sean Hannity being an enormous tool.

You can read more from Bob at BobGeiger.com.

[AspenRose]

1. Bwahahahahahaha!!!

:rofl:

*wheeze* *gasp*

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Stop it, you're killing me here!

[El Supremo]

2. Don't bring that crap in here.

We had screen captures of Drudge last week. And now Hannity? Give me a break!

[Mojorabbit]

14. I love it

The irony is absolutely amusing and entertaining.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. The mind boggles

Do we really breathe the same air and cherish our children's futures along with these people? What a luxury it must be to not have to think. Personally I'd rather be exhausted by thinking for myself than sleep the sleep of the innocent while freeptards on TV tell me what to think.

[jillan]

4. Hannity must not have heard that polls showed that Obama had the majority of the military vote.

Hannity is a fool.

[OmahaBlueDog]

5. Seriously, if these are their talking points, they're doomed

They need a plan and, apparantly, a clue.

[Dr Fate]

6. Maybe he should ask the Republicans to investigate it. n/t

n/t

[mreilly]

7. The irony here is that...

... if Obama weren't black he would have easily broken 400 electoral college votes. Fuck, maybe he would have landed ALL of them except possibly Arizona. He got the ones he earned, fair and square, and if not for the racism that prevented whites from voting for him it would have easily been the most astronomical landslide in the history of this country.

I'm in too good a mood today to worry about whatever lies Sean Hannity has pulled out of his anus; frankly I hope he spends the next four years being as big of a motherfucker as possible; insisting this is really a conservative Christian nation that LOVES Republicans; proclaiming they did NOTHING wrong and it was so UNFAIR for McCain not to win the election; guaranteeing that if the GOP would just be even WORSE assholes, bullies and thugs they'll win in 2012. I want him to help us make sure the Republicans are locked out of Washington for decades and generations to come. In short; they must never learn their lessons, but rather drown in their own hatred and ignorance.

[MarjorieG]

16. Got as many because he was black, as well non-issue. More votes lost by voting system.

[muntrv]

8. Rightful winner? As in Bush in 2000?

[JimWis]

9. Man, Hannity gets stupider and sicker everyday. His disease

must be progressing. What an idiot.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. Sounds like all of us on Nov 4th 2004, sorry, but it does. nt

[Phred42]

11. Did the Big Head explode yet?

:shrug:

[Occam Bandage]

12. Boy, it's a good thing that we Democrats would never

latch onto a pack of unrelated electoral irregularities and use them to claim that a solid win by the other side (that was entirely and accurately predicted by polling) was actually illegitimate.

Yeah.

Nobody here would say something like that.

[Honeycombe8]

13. He hasn't caught on to the new non-partisan America yet, I see. He doesn't play well with others.nt

[symbolman]

15. The best part of Obama winning is that we can adopt his "No Drama"

philosophy, which renders these losers irrelevant, period.. They no longer have a place in our adult discourse..

As in Bye Bye aura-suckers, the Eaters of Hate have left you far fucking behind.. :)