So I can't get married? Let's see the nation get by without "The Gay"!

[ronnykmarshall]

Fuck 'em -

All the gay don't go to work. Let's see the 'em get by without us.

"Wantcha hair done? Too bad."

Starbucks all shut down.

Retail stores empty.

Home Depot reports big losses cuz all the lesbians staying home.

"Oh boo-hoo, I don't care what you damn living room looks like."

"You need flowers? Get some seeds and grow 'em your damn self."

"Guess you gonna have to get off you ass serve you damn self some dinner."

Airline flights all canceled cuz they ain't got no fight attendants.

Broadway shows go dark.

Singers ain't got back up dancers.

TV shows all boring.

PE class canceled.

Anderson Cooper 360 not on the air.

Liza Minnelli can't get no date.


I say we do it. We can shut this country down!

[Left Is Write]

1. Ronny...

:hug:

I'm sorry.

[AspenRose]

2. Shut the motha down!

[Sannum]

3. Go for it, Ronny!

I will sacrifice my bi-weekly hairdresser appointments for ya!

[AlCzervik]

4. 2 things Ronny, 1. i am so sorry and i should have done more and 2, since you aren't

treated equally you shouldn't have to pay taxes until you are.

[ronnykmarshall]

7. My husband said the same thing about the taxes.

So did my mom.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. LOL!

Your humor came through during a dark page in history.

You made me laugh when I thought I couldn't laugh about this shit.

The world is a fucked up place Ronnykmarshall. :pals:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. I really hate that this is happening

Guess California isn't entirely the liberal paradise it seems from afar. :hug:

[stopwastingmymoney]

15. I'm in California

and I hate it too

[cwydro]

8. OK.

[tekisui]

9. Shut it down!

Don't pay the taxes!

I will stand and march with you!

This has got to stop.:hug:

[YOY]

10. Oh Ronny...

:hug:

But on the upside Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves would go away...as if they ever honed up to it.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. pssst

it's "owned" up to it.

sorry... just thought you may want to know. :)

[YOY]

23. doh!

n/t

[cameozalaznick]

11. Don't forget the State Dept shuts down

with no Secretary of State. I'm just sayin'

[Sebastian Doyle]

21. And the state of Florida

Charlie's probably more likely to come out than Condi under those circumstances, probably.

[terrya]

12. Proudly recommended

And no shit about Broadway going dark. Some of the most enduring, valuable contributions to Broadway were by gay men...Oscar Hammerstein II, Lorenz Hart, Stephen Sondheim, Tony Kushner. I remember a quote Fran Leibowitz once made..."If you removed homosexuals from popular culture, you'd end up with Let's Make a Deal". I probably got the quote wrong. Sorry.

I'm pissed and angry right with you. I cried Tuesday night...and not just because of Obama winning.

T

[LynneSin]

13. This is the big taint on the election

I was campaigning with some african-americans and it disgusted me another black person joined our group and then proceded to tell another one, who turns out was gay, that he (the non-gay one) was going to pray for him to be purged of that sin.

Civil Rights is for everyone, not just specific skin colors or sexual preference. And unfortunately I've met other people of color who demand their equal rights but will be absolutely horrible to our GLBT community.

You ARE a married man not only in my eyes, the eyes of all DUers but in all of the world. This fight is NOT done yet - not by a longshot!

[Doityourself]

27. I'm the only one in my entire family that believe Gays should be able to marry...

I've tried discussing it with them, and they tell me..I need prayer!! When I try to get them to understand how unfair it is, and get them to see it as discrimination as black people, they tell me I need prayer!!

they can't be moved... :-(

[mmonk]

14. Go for it.

This hetero has your back.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Why do you gays hate Amurrkkka!

:crazy:

I say hit 'em all where it hurts. I stand in solidarity with my GLBT brothers and sisters.

This fight is not over, by a long shot.

[Hellataz]

17. I'm sorry and ashamed for my state

I agree that nothing short of a huge strike from all in the gay community would be enough to finally get some progress done on this civil rights issue.

[Lyric]

18. WEDDING WARS!

They made a movie out of this idea, starring John Stamos. Cheesy, campy, funny, but the idea is good.

So who's up for a Gay General Strike?

[Bryn]

19. You forgot to add: Sign Language Interpreters

I am hearing impaired. Nearly all of my sign language interpreters are gay people. (especially when I lived in South Florida.)

:hug:

[Shakespeare]

20. "Liza Minnelli can't get no date"

OMG, I love you. :rofl:

In all serious, though, I agree completely. While others run around this site with their virtual hair on fire because we're saying mean things about the LDS, I'm ready to link up and do whatever I can to try to fix this.

[Neecy]

24. Let's do it, brother

[sfam]

25. I dunno, if this gets rid of Anderson Cooper, I might just be for it!

I Kid! I kid of course! But, um, if we can get rid of Anderson Cooper...

Am I the only one who secretly hopes he gets pummeled by a tree during one of his inane Hurricane segments?

[arcadian]

26. And here I thought it was the Joooos that ran everything.

Ya learn something new everyday.

:sarcasm:<-definitely needed

[yeswecanandwedid]

28. Anderson Cooper is gay? Lesbians hang out at Home Depot? Interesting. nt

[XemaSab]

29. No botanists or native plant experts in California

:hide:

[slampoet]

30. WOW. you actually think you're helping.

[LostinVA]

38. He has a right to his gallows humor -- his relationship has just been made invalid

[yourguide]

31. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!! K & Rd!!!!

[Yes We Did]

32. Wow...

That's a lot of stereotypes. Wow... Just... Wow...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

36. How many

male hairdressers do you know who are straight?

I knew one - One. But later her came out of the closet.

[Dr Fate]

33. You guys should try it for a week- it just might work.

I was thinking something similar today...

[Bluenorthwest]

34. California has asked to go deeper down

they have insulted a huge tax base, and a prime generator of innovation and economic activity. Enough of that hell hole. Vancouver is great and so is Toronto, with wonderful stages to shoot on. Botston is cool and equality loving. London is my all time favorite anyway, and also is an equality loving place. Paris is and always will be so much better than LA in every way.
I don't need California. That much I know.

[Jed Dilligan]

35. I read a great article once about how hypocritical it is

for people to employ nearly all-gay staffs to put on their weddings, and yet want to exclude gays from marriage.

When I first started looking into this "issue," my first thought was, "But marriage IS gay!" The flowers, clothes, music, cakes, decorations, etc. associated in my mind with marriage are stereotypically (and actually?) the province of gay people, gay men in particular.

So why do people who are excited about something so... gay want to keep gay people from doing it? I am completely bewildered by this.

[rucky]

39. Maybe straight brides are afraid the issue threatens the fabulousness

of their own weddings?

[Jed Dilligan]

40. Quite possibly.

[Aloha Spirit]

37. There clearly aren't enough communists in California. Maybe we should all move there.

[Kajsa]

41. But Ronny, my son's supervisor at work

is sooo needed!!

I guess that's your point- A Day Without a Gay-!

Devious and brilliant! :) :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

42. No more Arabic translators.

And we kind of need them right about now.