Vishnu/Allah/Buddha/Jesus/Yaweh: 1 -- Fundy God: 0

[PretzelWarrior]

WHat a bunch of sick fucks trying to pray God into choosing sides as a transparent way to tell their religulous ugly and ignorant crowds they should vote for McCain to strike a blow to the OTHER GOds. Well, idiots. LIve with the results.

[TornadoTN]

1. I would add Jesus in that mix to the good guys

I'm not religious - at all - but as a student of history, the "real" Jesus would have no part of what these fundies preach and would abhor their behavior.

That should really get them worked up.

[PretzelWarrior]

2. good point. will edit.

[YOY]

3. +1

Real Jesus was a hell of a nice guy who said some wonderful kind things.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. corrected.

[TheDonkey]

4. lol, forgot about that insane "the other gods will think they are cooler!" fundie

[kwolf68]

6. I really want an explanation

From the radical clerics in this nation and Palin herself who were so sure Gods hand would swing the election to their favor?

What happened? There are only a few choices (and we're gonna assume God does exist)

1-He has no way to interfere with the current world order
2-He does not want to interfere with the current world order
3-Or he DID help swing this election...TO BARACK OBAMA

These yokels have no where to run. They make all these grandiose proclamations detailing exactly what God is gonna do and then they are exposed as hapless freaks on parade when their entire paradigm is shown to be void of any hint of realism.

Here again to the fundies...where is your God now?

[PretzelWarrior]

7. there are already preachers saying God's will wasn't done. Stupid fucks

So that means their prayers weren't answered that God's will be done. The only way God doesn't hear their prayers according to Biblical theology is if their hands are so red from bloodshet or otherwise stained with unforgiveable sins that their prayers cannot and will not heard.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[TornadoTN]

9. Their explanation, as always, will be "God works in mysterious ways"

"This is a test and it may bring about the rapture!"

Remember, the first rule of Christianity (at the very least, Fundamentalist Christianity aka Republicanism) is that you are never accountable for anything and that there is always an explanation to excuse yourself from accountability. They frequently go to the Bible to find their excuses - a very flawed and misleading book that doesn't represent anything of the true meaning of "Christianity" as dictated by Jesus.

For a secular humanist, I have a lot of respect for Jesus. More than any "Christian".

[PretzelWarrior]

11. true. but it will still be fun to rub this in their self righteous faces

and say. The price is wrong, wanker.

[Alter Ego]

8. You forgot Hundu the Beast God!

[PretzelWarrior]

10. what religion is that? I'm unaware