LOL The GOP is dispatching a lawyer to *take Palin's clothes BACK*

[underpants]

Party’s over for Palin: GOP goes to collect leftovers from her shopping spree.+


After controversy erupted over Gov. Sarah Palin’s (R-AK) largely unauthorized spending spree, Palin announced that she would no longer be wearing the expensive clothing: “Those clothes, they are not my property. … I’m not taking them with me.” However, it seems that a few items did make it back to Alaska with her, and the GOP is coming to reclaim them:

Sarah Palin left the national stage Wednesday, but the controversy over her role on the ticket flared as aides to John McCain disclosed new details about her expensive wardrobe purchases and revealed that a Republican Party lawyer would be dispatched to Alaska to inventory and retrieve the clothes still in her possession.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/11/06/palin-gop-clothing/

[ecstatic]

1. I really hope Jerry Springer goes too, to cover it live

:rofl: I hope she's forced to take it off on the spot. :rofl:

[underpants]

8. I didn't use "Honey" in the subject line

but it sures seems like that is what they are telling her

"Okay Honey you've served your purpose. We are going to need the clothes off your back"

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

2. they're going to get her clothes and sell them on ebay

[underpants]

4. "put them up on ebay"

remember how she didn't actually say that she SOLD the airplane on ebay...even though that is exactly what everyone heard as they were supposed to

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Hope she doesn't try to substitute a rat hat for the real sable one. nt

[opihimoimoi]

5. Honestlty...Ya can'y make this suff up....This is HILARIOUS....OMG...."Gimme the clothes Sarah, Give

them up quietly...lets make it friendly and quiet...Comon now...put down the gun....Sarah!......pUT DOWN THE GUN....

omg OMG....Sarah...the clothes...they have holes in them....like they been shot with shotguns" "WTF"

[underpants]

11. The alternative ending to "Pretty Woman"

back when Ellen Barkin was going to star in it it had a completely different ending

it was rewritten for our good friend Julia Roberts

[K Gardner]

55. Hysterical subject line here :-)

[Hellataz]

6. HAHA, she loses the election and now her shoes...now that hurts!

[Bryn]

7. GOP can't take back Palin's expensive underwears!

That would be against the law. They're hers.

LOL

[underpants]

10. Now THAT they good get good money for on the ebay

trust me they could sell that for top dollar.

* part of the trial of the murder of Robert Blake's wife was that she sold her unders on the internet....
unwashed ones. There must be a lot of really really lonely guys out there

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Fascinated by that kinda stuff, are you?

After all these years, I just figgered out why you picked that user name.

[underpants]

19. Moi?

No I just found that unbelieveable. Mail order dirty clothes.

:bounce::hi:

[Jackpine Radical]

20. Likely story.

I remember those scowling little shorts moving across the screen, then the little male briefs chasing the female panties.

[Bryn]

37. It's against eBay policy to sell used underwears

[underpants]

38. Thank you for sharing your expertise

:P

[PatGund]

53. Craigslist??

Or maybe even Free Republic?

Or get together with the people who run http://www.sarahpalinerotica.com/

[FSogol]

27. They could sell her unmentionables on porn web sites, like the adult film stars do.

um, so, I've been told.

[eauclaireliberal]

54. Why not? She is a GILF

um, so, I've been told.

[Buck Rabbit]

9. I foresee a lawyer accidently mistaken for a moose.

I'm sure though the Palin's will discover their mistake once he is field dressed.

The GOP will have to find one brave or stupid lawyer. If they have more than one apply they can choose the one that best squeals like a pig.

[Nothing Without Hope]

24. Field-dressed? Maybe we should be saying FIELD-UNDRESSED!

:hide:

[wildflower]

12. I'm thinking this must not be about money

The cost of sending all those lawyers on a trip to Alaska has to be more than what the clothes are worth, doesn't it?

[Genevieve]

13. Interesting. .. nt

[underpants]

17. It was supposed to be 3 suits and a stylist

as noted in several places here and on the internets the donors who agreed to foot the bill were SHOCKED at the totals

I think you are right. They are publicly trying to tell her that they have had enough of her being around.

The people behind the scenes aren't stupid. They have to know that they can't ride that wagon to anywhere.

She only has been on the scene for 67 days now-think about how she has sunk like a stone in just over 2 months.
There usually are second chances in politics but this is going to be the comeback of all time....IF they let her back in the door.

[LynnTheDem]

39. $200,000 / 67 days = not an "average hockey mom". But hey, the freepers fell

for it. Still.

[trudyco]

34. Accounting? Or somebody REALLY making sure she gets discredited.

[gkhouston]

40. They're auctioning the panties on eBay to fund the RNC.

There's gotta be some crazies out there willing to pony up, unless they blew the last of their cash on Intrade.

[KT2000]

44. To return them to the stores?

Bet they will try that - even though they have been worn.

[MidwestTransplant]

14. Good luck with that. Reminds me of this:

[PA Democrat]

15. Rich Lowry of the National Review has volunteered to retrieve

any underwear purchased for Palin using campaign funds.

[underpants]

18. LOL

I think that is true

[DesertRat]

21. LOL The gift that keeps on giving!

:kick:

[Dukkha]

22. but weren't the clothes damaged when she shattered that glass ceiling?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[underpants]

25. If Hannity or Rush use that tomorrow she will say it when the lawyer shows up

:rofl: indeed

[Danascot]

48. Naw, just mooseburger grease

[hvn_nbr_2]

23. Most terrifying words to a Wasilla hillbilly:

"I'm from the Republicans and I'm here to take your clothes back."

[Lisa0825]

26. LMAO! I wonder if they will auction them off?

I'd buy a suit so I can say "I can wear this, but Sarah can't!" :rofl:

[Bobbie Jo]

28. It's way past midnight, Cinderella. Give 'em up.

:rofl:

[underpants]

32. Oh that's a DUzy

:bounce:

[bluethruandthru]

29. I hope Piper gets to keep her Louis Vuitton bag!

She'll be laughed out of the first grade if she doesn't have one like everyone else!

[JI7]

50. every child of a small town hockey mom should have a Louis Vuitton bag

[Whisp]

30. espcially funny being posted by someone called 'underpants'

:rofl:

[underpants]

56. .

I ain't here for the drama

:rofl:

[jazzjunkysue]

31. Ooooo! It's like that show when they break down your door and empty your closet!

Let's call it "What Not To Run For!"

Her ego's gonna deflate faster than the stock market.

[Blue_Tires]

33. "Get wardrobe over here right away! TAKE the Amigos' clothes!"

[brazos121200]

35. Better make sure there aren't any stains on that blue dress.

[WA98070]

36. Maybe the GOP can get some funds by allowing a camera crew along!

[yellowcanine]

41. We could "help out" by organizing a "Give back the threads" email blitz.

[LynnTheDem]

42. "Nobody moves, or the Valentino gets it."

I wonder if she's intelligent enough to feel the utter humiliation and shame of the scorn & ridicule aimed at her.

[Bryn]

43. I don't know why, but it sounds lack of class

for GOP to run all the way to Alaska to get Sarah's clothes. I am curious. What would Obama and his team have done? How did Sarah get her hand on over $200,000 for spending spree? Not clear to me. Did Sarah Camp just run off charging everything on plastic cards at those expensive stores? Did she herself go shopping? If she was allowed or given that much, it's GOP's own fault. They sound like Keystone Cops. lol

[underpants]

45. You can look this up

but basically ritzy donors (we have them too) agreed to get her fixed up but it was supposed to be 3 suits and a stylist

Next thing they know they were SHOCKED at the tab and someone in the McCain camp described it as "Wasilla hillbillies" gone wild in Nieman Marcus. Todd's clothes were $40K. Apparently SHE did do the shopping and told staffers to charge it up on their cards.

[Left Is Write]

46. I think it's not the clothes. I think it's possible misuse of campaign funds

and/or unauthorized use of campaign funds. If the audit finds this to be so, Sarah could be on the hook for it.

[underpants]

47. Right

Clearly I don't know the ins and outs of finance laws but she can't be given clothes (at least not at this scale) without there being some violation of the rules OR as taxable income from her job (like parking).

[Sophree]

49. lol n/t

:rofl:

[CK_John]

51. Repo man does Alaska. n/t

[yeswecanandwedid]

52. oh.. my.. god.. nt

[TexasObserver]

57. the RNC will make a profit selling Sarah's clothes

Rich Lowry and others will gladly pay big bucks to get some of her clothes.

Rudy G will want some to wear, of course.

Pat Buchanan will want to build a small shrine for daily worship.