God Has Spoken

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Just a reminder (although I'm sure it was brought up Tuesday night) that noted theologian Sarah Palin assured her supporters that God would provide the answer to this election. So I think even the atheists on DU can breathe a sigh of relief in the knowledge that the great cloud being (thingie, or whatever) up there is on our side.

So you fundamentalists can STFU because even your own God doesn't like you.

[WA98070]

Yes HE did!

[WA98070]

1. Yes HE did!

[phillysuse]

2. Yes SHE Did

Don't you think a female deity would choose Barack Obama over John McCain?

[Orsino]

24. Thank you. n/t

[calmblueocean]

3. Don't forget to remind your fundie friends to read Romans 13:1-2

1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.


God chose Obama and wants the fundies to quit rebelling against him! :)

[Chulanowa]

12. Some of the creepiest lines in the bible right there.

"Remember! Thou art mortal! Remember! Thou art mortal! Remember! Thou art mortal!"
"Oh blow it out your ass"

[Bigleaf]

4. Yes I Did!

:P

[Sensitivity]

5. We hear you Lord -- radical socialist revolution BLESSED!!!

[JuniperLea]

6. It's God's Will that Obama be President!

They just need to deal with it!

:rofl:

[RoccoR5955]

7. When the FSM speaks, mere mortals should listen! n/t

[UnrepentantUnitarian]

8. Yes She did!

Sarah (Geography's So Overrated) Palin also said that she was praying that the morning after the election she would wake up as Vice President. Sarah, apparently she said "thanks but no thanks" to that theocracy stuff.

[bushisanidiot]

9. God has blessed us with a WONDERFUL new President.

Our prayers have truly been answered.

God Bless President Barack Obama.

:)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. Funny thing, isn't it?

At a time when this country needs wise leaders, we always seem to get them

Jefferson
Lincoln
Roosevelt
Obama

[denem]

18. JFK - Cuban Missile Crisis. "Bomb Cambodia" Nixon would have gone with the hawks.

Ka-Boom

[MelissaB]

11. Yes I did. Bigleaf is only an idol.

Pay no attention to him.

[ecstatic]

13. oh yeah! Remember the clown who warned God to guard his reputation?

:rofl:

“There are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his (McCain’s) opponent wins, for a variety of reasons,” said Arnold Conrad, former pastor of Grave Evangelical Free Church. “And Lord, I pray that you would guard your own reputation because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you if that happens. So I pray that you will step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.”

It looks like he did. Thanks!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. My God can kick your God's ass!!!

I'd forgotten about that one!

[SoxFan]

14. Well, I guess Hans Kung's job is safe for the moment

[hvn_nbr_2]

15. We've all been touched by the FSM's noodly appendage. nt

[TexasObserver]

17. God wanted Obama and he didn't want Sarah near the White House.

She said it would be God's will.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

22. Having created it, God knew that Africa was, in fact, a continent...

:rofl:

[Chef Eric]

19. A big, secular AMEN to that! n/t

[mrih]

20. Well I say..........

[mrih]

21. delete

double post

[crazy_vanilla]

23. yeah, God apparently likes Obama better

take that, freepers :evilgrin: